Ryan Collyer

Tumbling is life ya herddd

[Ryan Collyer @RTCollyer]

@espn @Drake Drake really just a groupie for whatever’s popping in the media

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

12 Rec
161 Yards
2 TDs

49ers defenders lining up against DK Metcalf today:

[Ryan Collyer @RTCollyer]

@SportsCenter Seahawks fan here.... not even going to post it you already know

[Ryan Collyer @RTCollyer]

I absolutely hate the word ornery

[Ryan Collyer @RTCollyer]

Welcome to Utah where it’s winter from October-April, summer from April-October, and if you’re lucky you might get two weeks of fall/spring thrown somewhere randomly in there.

[Ryan Collyer @RTCollyer]

@trentoll I’m curious how this hypothesis fits into the current understanding that due to properties of dark matter, our universe’s expansion is not constant/slowing down, and is in fact speeding up. How do we then reach another singularity?

[Budda Baker @Buddabaker3]

DK HAWKED MY ASS... #RESPECT

[Ryan Collyer @RTCollyer]

Just to put this into perspective... Budda Baker (the ball carrier) was the STATE CHAMPION for the 100 meter dash in Washington state in 2014... and DK did this to him.

[ESPN @espn]

DK CAUGHT HIM 😳

(via @thecheckdown)

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Aaron Rodgers has 2 INTs in the first half 🤯 @brgridiron

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

SEATTLE STORM ARE WNBA CHAMPS 🏆

Seattle takes home its fourth title after sweeping the Aces 💍

Stewie: 26 PTS | 4 REB
Loyd: 19 PTS | 9 REB | 4 AST

[Ryan Collyer @RTCollyer]

@CasualBaiter @LikeStojakovic @SportsCenter Your username matched up perfect this this response 😂😭

[Ryan Collyer @RTCollyer]

Sisqo genuinely created a melodically outstanding song...... and then was so horny that he proceded to make the lyrics only about thongs.

[Ryan Collyer @RTCollyer]

@BYUfootball @this_vid

[Ryan Collyer @RTCollyer]

@BrittonVavra I wrote this tweet in malice thinking about you

[Ryan Collyer @RTCollyer]

So you’re telling me that there’s actually people who open up a math textbook and think.... “Wow I like this!! In fact this is so awesome that I’m going to make it my major and then do it as a career for the rest of my life!” Y’all fr on some other shit.

[Ryan Collyer @RTCollyer]

@The_JEW_Spencer @KatieReneeOrme I tend to have a pretty nihilistic view on our existence here.... Sort of the mindset that through probability and enough time anything can and will happen. I would love to be wrong though!! Sort of a pessimist 😂 although I’d like to say realist

[Ryan Collyer @RTCollyer]

@The_JEW_Spencer @KatieReneeOrme Also what is real? The only way that we’re able to observe and process our universe is through the sensory organs that transmit electrical signals to our brain. We will never be able to leave our brain and therefore never know what is real. Shiii now it’s getting too deep...

[Ryan Collyer @RTCollyer]

@The_JEW_Spencer @KatieReneeOrme Shiiiiiit honestly makes me think about constants in the universe like gravitational attraction or the coefficient of friction. We fr in a video game or simulation it’s too perfect.

[Ryan Collyer @RTCollyer]

@The_JEW_Spencer @KatieReneeOrme Math is ANAZING and has literally transformed humans into what they are now. It’s the reason we have basically anything that we produce. But it’s still not “real”

[Ryan Collyer @RTCollyer]

@The_JEW_Spencer @KatieReneeOrme Eyyy I never meant disrespect 😂 but no, math is just a description of physical things. The processes exist without numerical values that we assign. Quantum computing is just based on us understanding how to apply the wave function of an electron in superposition.

[Ryan Collyer @RTCollyer]

@KatieReneeOrme @The_JEW_Spencer Nah but see the thing is math doesn’t actually exist. math is just the manipulation of numerical values that humans assigned to the natural world to try to understand it better. MATH ISNT REAL YO 🤯