R.T. Cravenstone

Rich Bastard, Purveyor of Sage Advice and Fine Dry Goods

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Check it out. Good group of people I was fortunate enough to be with. https://t.co/nmKqz50Kd9

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/vqoRdHbwhb

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I almost died before signing. Damn monsters. @ Burbank Marriott Convention Center https://t.co/G3xLbyqGLU

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Scary times at Monsterpalooza this past weekend. Great Tales 2 panel. Thanks Tony! @ Burbank Marriott Convention Center https://t.co/u2Chtc4jXm

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Many chase fame, while the famous run from many.

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Shallow thoughts often produce deep pockets

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It's true... "money ain't a thing". It's the only thing.

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I don't get poverty... I understand it. I just refuse to get it. @MichaelDavis38 @DevonShepard @AlysonFouse @avatar2k

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A good woman is like a good haircut: short, well-groomed and always upon your head.

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When you pay for love, you get to tell it exactly what you want it to do.

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I have paid for love, which often works out quite well. When it doesn't, I tell love to take its stuff and leave.

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In my wallet I carry photos of my many friends. Curiously, they are all named Benjamin.

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Anyone who says money can't buy happiness just doesn't know where to shop.

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When I see the sad faces of poverty, I turn off my 70 inch flatscreen and... they go away.

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You will know you are a rich bastard when you have too many pots to piss in.

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Rich people are just like everyone else. We want mo' money too...

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The seat of success is open to any dumbass with the courage to sit.