Ryan Howard

Writer and editor for @ChipTheoryGames, co-host of @contreks, former community journalist

[Ryan Howard @RTHowitzer]

If Biden doesn't get every kid out of a cage day 1, what was the fuckin' point of any of this

[Ryan Howard @RTHowitzer]

Honestly they deserved to lose for this alone

[Dylan Wells @dylanewells]

Sens. Klobuchar & Baldwin have joined Gov. Tim Walz for a students event at UW Eau Claire.

Klobuchar: “We're gonna see like a bus going through Western Wisconsin with — I want you to picture this — Bernie Sanders & Dick Cheney together holding a sign that says brat fall.”

[Ryan Howard @RTHowitzer]

I dunno man, I was a single-issue voter this year for the issue of "not wanting to see dead Palestinians on my phone every day." Neither candidate was going to fix that problem, so at least I have the satisfaction that one of them gets to be really fucking humiliated.

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

The two Senate Dems to win in Trump states so far being Baldwin (a lesbian M4A supporter and former opponent of the Iraq War) and Slotkin (a former CIA officer who ran ads with pics of her with W.) points towards Kamala’s loss being less about ideology and more about competence.

[josh! @queersocialism]

we are talking about someone who co-conspired the massacre 100,000s of people in palestine, refuse to move an inch on it, and people are pretending like she represented some monumental clear-cut choice for anti-racism & women’s freedom what a bizarre country

[Ryan Howard @RTHowitzer]

Can't wait for the rise of the "Biden would have won" guy in about four months

[Ryan Howard @RTHowitzer]

We make the world a better place by caring for others, not by voting. You have little to no grip on the levers of power, but you can help people.

[Ryan Howard @RTHowitzer]

As I was leaving my polling place parking lot, a non-native English speaker asked if I could help him pull up his bank statement on his phone, as h'd just moved and needed to prove his residence. I helped him and felt much better about doing so than I did actually voting.

[Ryan Howard @RTHowitzer]

Endlessly annoying to me that the act of voting is portrayed as an unambiguous civic good. Some of you should stay home! I have a relative who thinks the ancient Egyptians used the Pyramids to create wi-fi, and his vote counts the same as mine.

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

I hate to politics tweet but this has all been so ridiculous lol we’re all waiting for the lady who said we will have “the most lethal military in the world” to win the election and instead of contemplating how fucked that is, yall want to pretend noble work is being done here 😭

[Ryan Howard @RTHowitzer]

@jessehawken Jealous. My current closest screening is two states away. Such a bummer that they seem to be burying this.

[Ryan Howard @RTHowitzer]

Was not looking forward to an LA/NY World Series but I forgot how fun and satisfying it is to watch the Yankees lose.

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

The people that are ultimately responsible for this photo are the same people whose endorsements Kamala has been enthusiastically championing for the last month

[Ryan Howard @RTHowitzer]

Joker 2 actively antagonizing its fanbase and utterly flopping at the box office are two funny things, which is two more funny things than what happens in Joker 1 and an equal number of funny things to what happens in Joker 2 ("I hope you get cancer" and "PUDDLES?").

[Ryan Howard @RTHowitzer]

Tired: Being mad that Joker 2 is a musical

Wired: Being mad that Joker 2 is a jukebox musical, aka the coward's musical

[Ryan Howard @RTHowitzer]

@merrittk timothee chalamai

[Ryan Howard @RTHowitzer]

@UnwinderH shhh they'll hear you

[Unwinder @UnwinderH]

Technically true, this is something you go through when you mature from 13 to 14.

[Ryan Howard @RTHowitzer]

@jessehawken It's not a great movie but I gotta hand it to him, making a movie about how fans of Joker (2019) are annoying was funnier than anything in Joker (2019).

[Ryan Howard @RTHowitzer]

Unless you are getting paid to watch the debate, absolutely deranged behavior to have that on instead of playoff baseball. This is true regardless of whether you like baseball or even know the rules.