Daniel DiGiacomo

I can predict the future immediately after it happens. Bass player for @rivertownsaints and self-proclaimed internet comedian.

[Daniel DiGiacomo @RTSdan]

Well at least we know that @mike_pence definitely does NOT have the clap. 😁

#noapplause #mikepence #😂 #everyonehatestrump

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@NeilAnthonyLive Hahaha

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If I have a daughter I’m gonna name her William. Just so when she poops herself I can say “William shatner pants”

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You always know how thirsty you were depending on how amazing water tastes

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@TheRealApoc Yup exactly. It’s become a cult really

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Like you’ve ever read the Bible you illiterate Nazi fuck. #TwoCorinthians

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Numerous states introducing Bible Literacy classes, giving students the option of studying the Bible. Starting to make a turn back? Great!

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@project86band Stein’s Theme.

Probably my favorite song period. Not just P86 song.

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Ya know what? @JerryFalwellJr has actually convinced me of the existence of Satan by probably being him.

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@JojoMason14 delete your account or me and the real @jojomasonmusic are gonna come and whoop your fake-account havin’ ass!

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Fuck your wall. Split that 5 billion between at-risk children who don’t have lunches and vets who can’t get proper medical and psychological treatment. Fuck your vanity project. Do something good for once.

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@CoryBooker I think you should run for President.

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@HockeychickAT77 😂😂😂

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Rest In Peace #DenzelWashington #RoughDay

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New @POD album circles is dope! The song Panic Attack manages to sum up all the sonic elements of the POD mosaic. Heavy, funky, flavourful... honestly from now on, if anyone asks what POD is like, I’ll tell em to listen to Panic Attack. It has it all! #onRepeat

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@DrReneeRobinson Excuse me?!!! Miss “I can’t handle two jalapeños in my chicken salad cause they’re too hot 😭😭😭”

Oh... I’m sorry... Doctor “I can’t handle two jalapeños in my chicken salad cause they’re too hot 😭😭😭”

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Why are you taking shit about me Ariane?

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@ariane_damour Good! I’m glad!

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Dear @realDonaldTrump

Sleep tight loser.

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Watching a 22 year old episode of Star Trek Voyager and I’ve determined that @SarahKSilverman doesn’t age... although the episode is about time travel so maybe that has something to do with it