not your average accountant

Live, Laugh, Math

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Ty Simpson hearing the Rams call his name

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jeremiyah Love, Trey McBride, Maserati Marv

[not your average accountant @RT_shear16]

@bteezy84 Unwatchable. I’ve turned to hockey

[not your average accountant @RT_shear16]

@GoldyHappens That’s the dumbest thing you can say. We are down 2 closers right now. Sewald is a good closer and temp hold until we are back JMart and Puk

[not your average accountant @RT_shear16]

@TimeDeeds This could legitly blow up. Only 2400 legendary dates. There’s 21M Bitcoin…

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

HIS NAME IS JOSE FERNANDEZ.

[PHNX Diamondbacks @PHNX_Dbacks]

162 games. 6 months. 1 goal.

It starts TODAY.

🐍⚾️ #Dbacks #OpeningDay

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Santa Clara with the worse way to lose ever. Guts everywhere

[not your average accountant @RT_shear16]

Says under his breathe “you know, it’s Geno”

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Santa Clara is back in the Big Dance for the first time in 30 years 👏

Steve Nash was a senior on the team the last time the Broncos made the NCAA tournament (1996) 😯

[Santa Clara Men's Basketball @SantaClaraHoops]

𝟯𝟬 𝗬𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗦 𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚🕺

The Broncos are going dancing for the first time since 1996!

#StampedeAhead

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

What a sentence

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

LATE NIGHT MADNESS 🌙

Santa Clara gets a CRUCIAL win over No. 21 Saint Mary's to advance to the WCC championship game and build their resume days before Selection Sunday 📈

[Johnny Venerable @JohnnyVenerable]

*professional sports

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Addressing the fantasy squad after facing Puka Nacua

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Devin Booker screams “HELL NAH” after the Ayton miss. 🤣🤣

(via @ridiculouscage)

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Ron Weasley yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy 😭
https://t.co/BkMk95QIbj

[Darren Urban @Cardschatter]

Guys, I know it's only Week 4, but Calais Campbell might be the #AZCardinals best player thus far this season.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

MITSUBISHI MARV