Roxana Teymourian

I always try to see the brighter side of life, but all things cast a shadow in the light.

[Laura Gao ☕️ @heylauragao]

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a Product Manager to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if “let’s have a follow-up meeting" helps

[Bell Let's Talk @Bell_LetsTalk]

Today, every view of this video helps create positive change. All you need to do is watch it and Bell will donate 5¢ more to Canadian mental health initiatives. Retweet to help spread the word! #BellLetsTalk

[Roxana Teymourian @RTeymour]

Brace yourselves, hindsight is 20/20 jokes are coming

#2021

[Jason Farr @jasonfarrhamont]

This place has housed many events that have made us proud. Starting this weekend and for however long it takes, the big barn at York and Bay welcomes its greatest use yet. Safely sheltering our most vulnerable.

[Roxana Teymourian @RTeymour]

See, I can be in two places at once. #Minnesota #NorthDakota https://t.co/9xcSu3QGh9

[Roxana Teymourian @RTeymour]

This is important. 👇🏼

[Roxana Teymourian @RTeymour]

I miss who I was when my nails were manicured and white.

[Roxana Teymourian @RTeymour]

Trotting on and off the dance floor #coretrotters @ Queen's Landing https://t.co/KuG9EPZ3Et

[Roxana Teymourian @RTeymour]

In a league of our own ⚾️ @ Rogers Centre https://t.co/6cEppKzRlu

[Roxana Teymourian @RTeymour]

Is there a Canada Pension Plan 101 class for 25 year olds? #adulting #teachmeyourwaysHR

[Roxana Teymourian @RTeymour]

Here we go

[Roxana Teymourian @RTeymour]

I'm there with you in spirit, chickas 🙋🏻 https://t.co/cVX5p9gavz

[BBC Newsbeat @BBCNewsbeat]

Our favourite live TV moment of the week by far 👶😂

[Roxana Teymourian @RTeymour]

These poor unfortunate souls don't know what's coming for them. #halloweekparty

[Penn State IFC @PennStateIFC]

With the current devastation in Houston, we are pledging $0.15 for every RT this gets! Please forward this along to help out those in need!

[Roxana Teymourian @RTeymour]

#publicserviceannouncement

[Roxana Teymourian @RTeymour]

I'm all about that base-ball ⚾️ @ Rogers Centre https://t.co/hldtuNcvzJ

[Roxana Teymourian @RTeymour]

⛴ O Captain, My Captain #mothersday https://t.co/QAZl5Qcgmh

[Roxana Teymourian @RTeymour]

📸 https://t.co/uBWpKegI4S

[Roxana Teymourian @RTeymour]

"I literally don't care about Drake, I just need to go to the rest room sooo bad" #funrox #qotn