Screenwriter/part-time stand-up/full-time minority. A Buckeye living in the DMV. Oft-snubbed by People's Most Beautiful list. Check out @RTinDC on Medium
"'For decades the Oompas were closed off from the world while housed in military-style gender-divided barracks. Wonka played God and they were none-the-wiser,' explained the Whistleblower." - @RTinDC
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