Kara

Honestly only here because I’m mad about season 4 of Veronica Mars be warned.

[Kara @RTistheWOOORST]

@ThatRabbiCohen Wait that moose is fantastic Abel here’s the menorah the girl who used to live in my apartment left be hind(it’s much nicer than the one I bought at cvs last year)

[Kara @RTistheWOOORST]

Oh my twitterversary the anniversary of VM screwing up so badly I felt the need to get on the internet and yell about it.

[Kara @RTistheWOOORST]

@spencesIiv @grishahelnik His exact words were closer to women in their thirties in stable relationships are boring

[Gershom Gorenberg גרשום גורנברג @GershomG]

Written with all I've got left in me:
Israelis and Palestinians can’t go on like this. Weep for us.
https://t.co/JDPaLu9goP

[Kara @RTistheWOOORST]

@gvnegirI Rose and Hux to find out that the reason Huxs best man has been so happy is because he was texting Roses BFF without knowing it was Rey, and also Rose being slightly aghast that Ben couldn’t recognize her child from a photo sent by a stranger

[Kara @RTistheWOOORST]

Am I tweeting just to use this hashtag. Yes #SharonCarter look how cute my girl is!

[Kara @RTistheWOOORST]

@VeryBadLlama Honestly though that movie is the gift that just keeps giving

[Kara @RTistheWOOORST]

@darlinginmyway It’s the nice Jewish boy thing, I would have a lot of questions about anyone who’s able to resist a nice Jewish boy!

[Kara @RTistheWOOORST]

@ThatRabbiCohen If you know anyone who works somewhere they are giving out vaccines and have an open enough schedule to go whenever get on their back up list. People cancel/don’t show up for vaccines more often than you’d think and then people are scrounging to find someone to fill that slot

[Nikola @niktaylorde]

This is just like when conservatives talk about, for example, the Vietnam War and say things like “so many American soldiers died”. That’s not the issues here, America was the aggressor, the war shouldn’t have happened because it was wrong, not because Americans happened to die.

[Nikola @niktaylorde]

I want to make something clear: Biden bombing foreign countries isn’t wrong because he’s spending money on wars instead of giving stimulus checks to Americans. It’s wrong because bombing foreign countries is wrong.

[Cap 🦋 @Marvel42Captain]

Rey is on a Zoom call with Ben, one of her late grandfather's lawyers, when her friend stops by and asks, "Have you talked to the hot lawyer yet?"

Rey is embarrassed and ends the call.

Ben tortures himself, wondering which of his colleagues she could like.

@reylo_prompts

[Rebecca Pierce @aptly_engineerd]

Idk about yall but this is a lot more offensive to me than a throw away SNL bit

[Kara @RTistheWOOORST]

@mollytolsky I make hamentaschen every year and my college roommate, who had never even met a Jew before me, would get excited about them every year. Heck she still gets excited and she’s on the opposite coast now so she can’t even eat them.

[Kara @RTistheWOOORST]

Dear @mtanowa,
Having a train loudly honk at me several times as it runs right by me instead of stopping at my station fills a little like you’re trying to add insult to injury

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

How come @BetoORourke and @AOC work to raise money for struggling Texans, many of whom didn't vote for Beto and think AOC is a she-witch, doesn't count as a UNITY story?

How come the media isn't spinning it that way? How come "unity" can only mean "giving the GOP what it wants"?

[red, white & royal bot @rwrbbot]

“You know what?” Alex says. “You think y’all are off the hook for institutional bigotry because you come from a blue state. Not every white supremacist is a meth-head in Bumfuck, Mississippi—there are plenty of them at Duke or UPenn on Daddy’s money.”

[Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins]

As a public defender, I couldn't even use the same bathroom as jurors during a trial.

[Ghost of George Conway @gtconway3dg]

Rigged = 15 Senators allowed to vote after not showing up to hear the evidence