Heard at the bar: “when I think about my credit card debt, I don’t think about wasted money. I think about it as an investment in finding out who I am as a person”
My mayor Muslim
My bagel Jewish
My stepfather once told me that if I ever told anyone that I saw him holding hands with his executive assistant Gary at the Cinnabon two towns over he’d dig a hole in the backyard and bury me alive
Knicks in five