Rachel Toxopeus

If your not first you're last.

[James @CaucasianJames]

y’all mind if i have a good week

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

People are like “When are you having kids?” I’m like ummm are you crazy, I’m 38 not 107.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Bob Ross is very calming. 5 min into this show, it feels like you've been fucked to death by a thousand pillows.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.

[Rachel Toxopeus @RToxopeus]

@kenzalexandra but if you want that dick get that dick

[Rachel Toxopeus @RToxopeus]

@kenzalexandra

[Rachel Toxopeus @RToxopeus]

It's not even December and I've watched elf 4 times.

[Rachel Toxopeus @RToxopeus]

Song of the year @thenickcolletti