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"A very reliable way to tell whose car it is by who gets out of it"

"That's...true"

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Career growth is going from baptizing a cat with pickle juice to a van full of college students by driving into the ocean

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"GOD DIDNT CREATE INSECTS"

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"pugs are a result of the fall"

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"trickle-down economics of RUF ministry"

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"I didn't see wood until I was 18"

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"I'm a professional goer-to-the-zoo"

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"Girlboss, gaslight, goatkeep"

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"For like seven years I had to sleep with my sister"

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"we almost had 'what crime would you commit if you could get away with it' as an ice breaker, but as soon as I said 'mass genocide' they changed it"

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"Bob the Tomato would never sell Larry to the Nazis"

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“In the new heavens and the new earths, I will engage the dairy scene”

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"The Bible teaches us to be weeaboos for Christ"

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“I was hungover, covered in wine, and died my hair orange the previous night.”

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“You know what’s real attractive? Disrespecting her family.”

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“The best date I’ve been on is with my cousin”

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“I want my kid to do the next big genocide”

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“God is much bigger than CO2 admissions”

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“Yeah. We’re 50/50 over here like a divorced couple”

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“I’m going to get the knives off my hymnal”