R.GOLDSMITH (🍒sussexred🍒)

AFC Bournemouth season ticket holder. bayer04 uk member .. ⚽️❤️🖤❤️⚽️ #5PC member, nordkurve12 member

[R.GOLDSMITH (🍒sussexred🍒) @RUSSELLGOLDSMIT]

@OllieAFCB Downgraded 🤔🍒💰💰

[The Cherries Trust @CherriesTrust]

Absolutely HUGE game tomorrow! Encouraging supporters to bring any #AFCB scarves they have and hold them up for the anthem 🙏 looked brilliant against Leeds, try and make our atmosphere electric! So bring your scarves, bring your voices, bring your energy! #UTC 🍒🍒🍒

[R.GOLDSMITH (🍒sussexred🍒) @RUSSELLGOLDSMIT]

@CRA1G94 @SkySports Tryna make steak? Tryna do cherrie pie too ?🥩🥧

[BBC Radio Solent Sport @solentsport]

Are there many better ways to get ready to watch your team? 🍒

300 #AFCB fans are currently enjoying a boat cruise down the River Thames ahead of this afternoon’s trip to Fulham 😅

What are you score predictions, Cherries? 👀

[R.GOLDSMITH (🍒sussexred🍒) @RUSSELLGOLDSMIT]

@SholaMos1 Should have stamped on his head 🤔

[The Away Fans @theawayfans]

Former Bayern president Uli Hoeneß on ticket pricing:

“We could charge more than €120 per season ticket. If we charge €350 per season ticket we would get €2m extra, but what does that mean for us?

The difference for a fan between €120 and €350 is enormous and we do not believe that fans are like cows, which are milked.

Football has to be for everyone. That is the biggest difference between us and England.”

👏👏

[R.GOLDSMITH (🍒sussexred🍒) @RUSSELLGOLDSMIT]

@geoffzzzzzz 😭😭😢

[R.GOLDSMITH (🍒sussexred🍒) @RUSSELLGOLDSMIT]

@talkSPORT Salty bottle jobs 🥊🥊🍒

[Nick Taylor @CherryPickLife]

Game on #afcb

[R.GOLDSMITH (🍒sussexred🍒) @RUSSELLGOLDSMIT]

@TalkBournemouth @jonrest That's great, what are we a village under 10s team now. 🤐🤐

[R.GOLDSMITH (🍒sussexred🍒) @RUSSELLGOLDSMIT]

So it begins. The big smoke to watch the mighty lev. ⚫️🔴🍻 @bayer04_en @bayer04fussball @NK12eV not a 600 miles round trip for a change 🚅

[Bayer 04 Leverkusen @bayer04_en]

FIGHT TO THE VERY END! ⚫️🔴

[R.GOLDSMITH (🍒sussexred🍒) @RUSSELLGOLDSMIT]

@Footballfights 🫣🙄🤣

[A View From Yorkshire @models_by_Russ]

Dear Prime Minister & Home Secretary,

I hope this letter finds you well, fully caffeinated, and in possession of a calculator.

I’m writing with what I believe is a modest, fiscally responsible proposal. I understand the Government is offering up to £40,000 to certain individuals to voluntarily leave the United Kingdom. First of all — bold strategy. Nothing says “strong borders” quite like a cashback scheme.

Now, I regret to inform you that I am, in fact, a fully tax-paying, law-abiding British citizen. I know — awkward. I appreciate this may disqualify me from the premium exit package, but I’m willing to negotiate.

I would like to formally apply for £35,000 to leave.

You see, unlike some applicants, I haven’t broken any laws to get here. I didn’t arrive by dinghy. I didn’t require processing, housing, or legal appeals. I’ve actually been funding the whole operation through PAYE for years — which I believe makes me a loyal shareholder in this enterprise.

Given that you’re prepared to offer £40,000 for someone to depart voluntarily after entering illegally, I feel £35,000 for someone who’s been here legally all along represents excellent value for money. Think of it as a “Buy British, Get One Gone” discount.

For £35,000 I will:
   •   Leave quietly.
   •   Not require a press conference.
   •   Not demand a diversity officer to wave me off.
   •   Even carry my own suitcase to the airport.

I may also tweet a polite thank-you note on departure, praising the efficiency of the scheme.

Frankly, it feels like I’ve misunderstood how incentives work in modern Britain. All these years I thought obeying the law, paying taxes, and contributing to society were the winning strategy. Turns out the real pro-move is to arrive unlawfully and wait for a loyalty bonus.

Who knew?

While British families are juggling rent, energy bills, and the weekly food shop like contestants on a dystopian game show, it’s reassuring to know the Treasury has located a spare £40,000 per head for voluntary goodbyes.

May I ask — is there a points card? Ten years of National Insurance contributions and I get a free exit bonus? If so, I believe I’m overdue.

In the spirit of fairness and fiscal responsibility, I am not even asking for the full £40,000. I’m trimming £5,000 off to help balance the books. That’s the kind of responsible budgeting I was raised on.

If successful, I promise to:
   •   Leave via a scheduled flight (economy is fine).
   •   Not stage a protest on the runway.
   •   And refrain from re-entering on a small boat to see if I qualify twice.

All I ask is equal treatment. If departure is now a funded career pathway, I would very much like to submit my CV.

Yours in hopeful relocation,
A slightly confused taxpayer

[R.GOLDSMITH (🍒sussexred🍒) @RUSSELLGOLDSMIT]

@bayer04_en @Club London calling 🥊🥊

[Bayer 04 Leverkusen @bayer04_en]

Massive result! We go again next week! 😮‍💨🖤❤️

90+3' | 0-2 | #OLYB04 #UCL

[R.GOLDSMITH (🍒sussexred🍒) @RUSSELLGOLDSMIT]

@simplyafcb Big shift well played afcb

[David Atherton @daveatherton]

An Englishman in a top rant at Starmer. He doesn't see Brits wanting to fight Russia, the flu vaccine is not respected & next year he can see big protests.

The "lion in every British person roar, till the windows shatter."

"The globalists will not ruin my children's future."

[R.GOLDSMITH (🍒sussexred🍒) @RUSSELLGOLDSMIT]

@Liam_AFCB @jami8s8 65million looks more like 6.5 in the last 5 games

[Bayer 04 Leverkusen @bayer04_en]

YEEEESSSSSS!!! WHAT A WIN!!! 🤩

90+3' | 0-2 | #MCIB04 #aCROSSeurope