shoot_my_friends_say

“l’m 6’ 2” and not ugly!”

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“I was part of the bougie girl scouts!” #IBSahalee

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“If Amazon sponsored the second coming of Christ, I still wouldn’t rock with Amazon” #WhatDoesTheFoxSay

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“What’s the statute of limitations on kidnapping?” #IsaacsIdiosyncrasies

[shoot_my_friends_say @RUnfiltred]

Making fun of Red and others for 3 years now #ShootMyFriendsSay #MyTwitterAnniversary

[shoot_my_friends_say @RUnfiltred]

“You can quote me on that.”

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“It would be interesting to track what cars get featured in marvel movies. It would be a fun spreadsheet!” #JonathonsJokes

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“If nothing else you have a nice groot bust!” #WhatDoesZFoxSay @Chamomillionair

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“I’ve always wanted to empathize with Emperor Palpatine” #WhatDoesTheFoxSay @Chamomillionair

[shoot_my_friends_say @RUnfiltred]

“This is the last time I’m wearing pants for a long time” #JonathonsJokes

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“I will wake up early for Jesus but not brunch!” #RedUnfiltRed

[shoot_my_friends_say @RUnfiltred]

“I am in the land of breakfast burritos!! Thank. Fricken. God!” #RedUnfiltRed

[shoot_my_friends_say @RUnfiltred]

“Kitchen math is so hard!” #EmBem

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“Do you have wives?” #RedUnfiltRed

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“I’m proud to announce that I’m clean and sober from Twitter for a year.” #kariisahoot

[shoot_my_friends_say @RUnfiltred]

“You talked about my butt and put guac on my head. I got confused.” #storksays

[shoot_my_friends_say @RUnfiltred]

“They’re not bitch-a-ritos so obviously there’s lots of cheese” #beautifullybronze

[shoot_my_friends_say @RUnfiltred]

“Babe, I’m frustrated with my brain to mouth connection.” #storksays

[shoot_my_friends_say @RUnfiltred]

“I didn’t realize how distinct noses and mouths were!” #storksays

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“Oh no, I just microwaved nothing” #jonathonsjokes

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“Do you have a student named lasagna?” #storksays