Taylor Valentine

Joshua 💍 Junipurr 🐱 Sage 🐈‍⬛ Poppy 🦎 she/her. Anesthesia and Surgery RVT👩🏻‍⚕️🐾 Endure & Survive🌿

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Why do we call it spaying cats and not a “hiss-terectomy”

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My favorite thing about quitting my job to be a SAHM is the zero dollars plus benefits salary

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Who the fuck is out here spending 2 grand on a wonderfold wagon and why am I lame enough to know what that is now lmao

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Switching from a crib to a floor bed has been life changing. That’s all

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@mspaigers Came here to also suggest Bosch! You’re past the bottle phase, but ours has an extra rack on the top that fits nipples and sippy cup lids perfectly!

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Love being a millennial mom and seeing my millennial mom neighbors also wake and baking at 8 am bc we have been up for hours already. Lmaoooo

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Watching land before time as a mom:

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One thing about me is I will make the time to be a nuisance to anyone degrading a new mom in the city fb groups. I’m a moms mom and I have the time and crazy to be the best at at 😘

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I’ve posted everywhere but here about the playhouse makeover!

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Little tikes makes the coolest toys I keep buying them more for me than Evelyn. I just got her the coolest vet clinic set with a working OR light?! I’m so geeked and she can’t even use it for months lmao

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Why am I emotional about getting rid of a boppy pillow. I can’t even remember the last time Evelyn let me hold her to feed her a bottle. Why is that heartbreaking when I couldn’t wait for it to happen 🙃

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me and somebody’s dad at work

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@spoopylori Like maam don’t even think about the existence of my child I will go full feral lol

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Some lady on the Troy fb group told me I was a bad mom and I just replied with her address. I’m not playing when it comes to my kid.

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@pfessler27 Lmaooo it was a hot mess it wasn’t even a baby related post???

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@ktddrake She forgot I have google and I’m crazy. It wasn’t even a mom group or baby post lol. She went on to say I must tiptoe around Evelyn if she can’t sleep and I’m bad at soothing her lmaooo. I found her life story her address and her kids address LOL

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@spoopylori BRO this was an OLD LADY in the neighborhood group! I found other address, she was divorced in 92 and was a home health care provider before she had health issues herself. She forgot I have google and I’m crazy lol.

She said I must tiptoe around baby or not follow sleep cues😂

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Anyways the admin deleted all her rude comments lmao

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@mspaigers Brother she’s also in healthcare I was sad

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Was so lit I made a mom friend in healthcare who also has the same disease as me until I saw she was antivax and uber religious. Sigh. Why is it so hard lol

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Like yeah you’re cool but I’m not trying to have my kid dies from the measles and then think praying will help. Woof