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[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

So my dad has been ending every phone call with "stay dangerous" instead of "goodbye" for like six months now. We all thought he was just being a weird dad. Turns out he's been mishearing the ending of a podcast he listens to. The host says "stay curious" but my dad is slightly deaf in one ear. He's been going around telling his coworkers, my grandmother, and apparently his DOCTOR to "stay dangerous" this entire time. My mom only found out because his doctor called to check if everything was okay at home. My dad has now decided he likes his version better and refuses to stop. Yesterday he told a nun to stay dangerous.

[Rainbow Six Esports NA @R6esportsNA]

yall mind if a white boy speak a lil espanol @J9Or6

[𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙕 𝙼𝙽𝚃𝙻𝙼𝚁𝙺𝚃𝚂 @MntlmrktsChaz]

Me seeing my wife’s boobs for the 53,685th time

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

Me after giving my cop wife a sneak attack from the tickle monster:

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Y’all ever just hand things to your pet to sniff so they can feel included.

[R @RYANMEISTERR]

@Marteau99_ Time to get the band back together @P4_R6S @Shiinka_R6 @BiBooAF

[R @RYANMEISTERR]

@DeeBeeKayDBK Did he quit comp to play ranked full time or did nobody want to team with his ass 😭

[Rhys @ringolos1111]

It's called white guy with round glasses and they didn't disappear they became korean

[Belisarius🌲 @ProvidenceBelis]

I wonder how much of my depression is a result of living in modern Canada.

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Mark Whalberg successfully beating the terrorists to death on the 9/11 flight, commandeering the cockpit and immediately flying it right into a Vietnamese community center

[Vance 2028 Enthusiast 🇺🇸 @Real_Vance_Fan]

I wonder what an updated version of this would look like

[R @RYANMEISTERR]

@Alem4oR6 Gemini looks more like Virtue than Virtue 😭

[goos3ling @goos3ling_]

The two best tweets of the year are this and Dog train.

[Corey J. Mahler @CoreyJMahler]

A timely reminder: Slavery remains such a major issue for blacks because being enslaved is the most noteworthy thing Africans have done thus far in human history.

[Ryan Estabrooke @EstaRyan12]

My favorite part about this tweet is, this dog is now, forever immortalized. Every time the owner sees this tweet even after he’s gone, it will be a fond memory.

[Serf @TheRoyalSerf]

"India and Pakistan are two cheeks on the same unwashed ass while Bangladesh is the taint"

[HandoVinyard @HandoVinyard]

@Howlingmutant0 @mehdirhasan Charlie Kirk is a way for people who hate White people to express their hatred of all White people

[Corey J. Mahler @CoreyJMahler]

There are no good Muslims.

Anyone who supports Muslims is a traitor.