Fast and Curious❁

Human

[Fast and Curious❁ @RYANRONOSAMSON]

Missionary so that we can keep on arguing.

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@PoorTycoon8 Hii bado ulikua unapika ama ni show off tu?

[Fast and Curious❁ @RYANRONOSAMSON]

Sosion: kuna jamaa wangu ananiundianga na 150 bob.

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@PoorTycoon8 Hizi ata ukiziita aje haziezikuja. Labda we mwenyewe uendee.

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Philosophy comrade anashinda njaa hadi anajiuliza "what is food?"

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She came to my place without a jacket, and even before she asked, I offered her mine. She thought I was being romantic, but I just didn't want her to take my best hoodie.
#WananchiWameamka

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Generation so broke even illuminati don't recruit anymore.

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@elonmusk Paste number nikueke kitu bro😆😆

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@daniyel_Liv Dang it, I'm already 4 rounds innit. We'll try again tomorrow.

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@Kevoh273 Ya tatu labda avurute kwa mdomo kama indomie.🥵

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@Evanso_Spyce Mimi ndio unaita mzae boiz

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X is simply you conversing with yourself on your TL until the algorithm finds you.

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Let's be real here: with a 30k salary, and you're talking to me about saving, bro, I can't even afford a drink

[Fast and Curious❁ @RYANRONOSAMSON]

@EvanoMemba Namba bado ni jamo sijaibadilisha.

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Buying a 24-hour data bundle and using it up in 3.
#KKSeason3loading

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Nyama ya 70 bob ndio unaeka nyanya ya fourty?

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That face says: Dang it, I am dead again. I'll try harder next time.

[Nganji @TusiJC]

😱OMG😱

Today, after seeing this video, I confirmed that cat has 9 lives 🤗

[Fast and Curious❁ @RYANRONOSAMSON]

Interns are adults. I don't know any adult who can survive on KSh 5,000 a month.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

President Ruto to private sector players: Pay interns even if it is just fare and lunch. Sh5,000 a month is not too much to ask.

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I don't know much about prison, but if I were an inmate, I'd befriend His enigma the Obado coz I know the kind of treatment he'll be receiving from both inside and outside. Sharp boys innit

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Hapo kwa unhealthy sleeping routine nakuanga nimeongoza ajab.