𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐑𝐘𝐃𝐄𝐑

𝐓𝐨𝐦 𝐑𝐲𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐠𝐥𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐥 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝.

[𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐑𝐘𝐃𝐄𝐑 @RYDERONSET]

“𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥.”

𝐓𝐨𝐦 𝐑𝐲𝐝𝐞𝐫.
𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫.

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[𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐑𝐘𝐃𝐄𝐑 @RYDERONSET]

Don’t mind him.

He’s having a tantrum in his trailer.

[𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐑𝐘𝐃𝐄𝐑 @RYDERONSET]

I have nothing to apologise for.

[𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐑𝐘𝐃𝐄𝐑 @RYDERONSET]

( Rubs the back of his neck )

It wasn’t me but an ex- stuntman was killed.

[𝑱𝑼𝑵𝑬 @bricabraced]

Sure sounds like something.
Spill it.

[𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐑𝐘𝐃𝐄𝐑 @RYDERONSET]

Nothing..

[𝑱𝑼𝑵𝑬 @bricabraced]

. . .

WHAT.

[𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐑𝐘𝐃𝐄𝐑 @RYDERONSET]

It’s been a long few weeks.

[𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐑𝐘𝐃𝐄𝐑 @RYDERONSET]

Like the fact I kill— totally didn’t kill someone.

[𝑱𝑼𝑵𝑬 @bricabraced]

Like what? Do tell.

[𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐑𝐘𝐃𝐄𝐑 @RYDERONSET]

Well, I’ve got a lot going on.

[𝑱𝑼𝑵𝑬 @bricabraced]

????

ugh you are a wild card of emotions.

[ small huff ]

[𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐑𝐘𝐃𝐄𝐑 @RYDERONSET]

Don’t touch me.

( Steps back )

I don’t even know why you’re talking to me unless it’s to be famous too.

[𝑱𝑼𝑵𝑬 @bricabraced]

That's not what I said

[ nose flick ]

Don't beat yourself up.

[𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐑𝐘𝐃𝐄𝐑 @RYDERONSET]

Has plenty of friends.

All of his fans.

[𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐑𝐘𝐃𝐄𝐑 @RYDERONSET]

So you don’t like me?.

[𝑱𝑼𝑵𝑬 @bricabraced]

That is not how it works
Even I know that

[𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐑𝐘𝐃𝐄𝐑 @RYDERONSET]

I should be liked by everyone.
That’s how it works.

[𝑱𝑼𝑵𝑬 @bricabraced]

Blah blah blah 😒
Grumpy butt over here

[𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐑𝐘𝐃𝐄𝐑 @RYDERONSET]

You’re the one who is odd.

Wanting to annoy me and put me in a bad mood.

[𝑱𝑼𝑵𝑬 @bricabraced]

I???? Never asked for one?

You're an odd one.

[𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐑𝐘𝐃𝐄𝐑 @RYDERONSET]

Well, don’t bother.

Or you won’t get an autograph.

[𝑱𝑼𝑵𝑬 @bricabraced]

Because I can 🙄

[𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐑𝐘𝐃𝐄𝐑 @RYDERONSET]

Why would you want to do that?.

[𝑱𝑼𝑵𝑬 @bricabraced]

Well I can surely annoy you in all sorts of other ways 😒

[𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐑𝐘𝐃𝐄𝐑 @RYDERONSET]

Yes, I’m annoyed that you had to look it up.

[𝑱𝑼𝑵𝑬 @bricabraced]

And yet- you are clenching your fist, tom.

[𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐑𝐘𝐃𝐄𝐑 @RYDERONSET]

You just wouldn’t believe me.

[𝑱𝑼𝑵𝑬 @bricabraced]

[ nope she is stepping back ]
[ aaaand there we go ]

[ ding ding ding! ]

Someone's grumpy.

[𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐑𝐘𝐃𝐄𝐑 @RYDERONSET]

Fine, whatever.

( Hands curl into fists at the thought. )

[𝑱𝑼𝑵𝑬 @bricabraced]

Can't a lady be suspicious?

[ cue the side eye ]

[𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐑𝐘𝐃𝐄𝐑 @RYDERONSET]

Why? You’re hearing it right from the source?.

( Ugh. )

[𝑱𝑼𝑵𝑬 @bricabraced]

I'm just curious that's all come on!

[ if you grab her in anyway shape or form tom she WILL scream. ]

[𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐑𝐘𝐃𝐄𝐑 @RYDERONSET]

Yeah— hey! No need to check!

[𝑱𝑼𝑵𝑬 @bricabraced]

Yeah? Is that so?

[ she's looking up no exit rn ]
[ suspicious lady ]