RYZO Romano 🚨

🚨 Football transfer parody | Not Fabrizio Romano 😂 | Here we go… sometimes

[🤡 @Coldheartedmen_]

Boy toddler with tween sister entering women public restroom

boy: Is there a little merminal for me? [urinal?]

girl: I think there is a little potty for you.

They enter - it's a public restroom with walls that block sight but no door.

boy - loud: There's no little merminal for me! And there's girls in here! I'm not gonna' weewee in here with girls!

girl - loud: You can't go in the boys' alone and dad's not here. So just go in here and close the door.

boy - louder: But it's not little! That's why I waited! I wanted the little one!

girl: Uugh! There is no little one. Just go. It's just one weewee.

boy - frustrated & growling: I won't have any for the little one!

[🇦🇷RestricePlanox❤️💙 @RPlanox]

How do we explain to future generations that Messi, Neymar and Mbappé shared the same attack and never won the Champions League?

Messi’s vision and passing.
Neymar’s skill and technique.
Mbappé’s pace and finishing.

Three cheat codes in one front line.
Zero Champions Leagues together.

Football gave us MNM and somehow turned it into the greatest “what if” attack ever.

[RYZO Romano 🚨 @RYZORomanooe]

🚨Here we go.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ Atlético Madrid prepare new official bid for Cuti Romero as clear frontrunners in race for the defender.

Talks are taking place on both club and player side as Atléti are ahead and Cuti wants the move.

Negotiations underway. 🔥🇦🇷

[SOCCER DADDY 💙❤️ @SoccerdaddyX]

I wish everyone a good morning. 💙❤️

[Denaracule’ @Denaracule19]

RONALDO BLINK IF YOU NEED HELP‼️😳😭

This has godda be fake. There is no way‼️

[Saad Tariq 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @SaadTariq1995]

Scenes

[RYZO Romano 🚨 @RYZORomanooe]

They all have there special abilities

[RYZO Romano 🚨 @RYZORomanooe]

They all have there special abilities

[Ankur @AnkurMessi_]

Messi has a new body guard 😂😂

[Ankur @AnkurMessi_]

Messi has a new body guard 😂😂

[RYZO Romano 🚨 @RYZORomanooe]

🚨 Prime Cristiano at Real Madrid was not normal. 😭🐐

You could hate him. You could boo him.
But when that man started running at defenders, you knew somebody was finished. 💀

CR7 🤍🇵🇹

[RYZO Romano 🚨 @RYZORomanooe]

🚨 Prime Cristiano at Real Madrid was not normal. 😭🐐

You could hate him. You could boo him.
But when that man started running at defenders, you knew somebody was finished. 💀

CR7 🤍🇵🇹

[Denaracule’ @Denaracule19]

📸 Julian Alvarez on IG:

[RYZO Romano 🚨 @RYZORomanooe]

🚨🔥 BREAKING: All contractual terms now ACCEPTED by Rodri. #Transfers 💰🔵🔴✅

[RYZO Romano 🚨 @RYZORomanooe]

🚨🔵🔴 RODRI TO BARCELONA — HERE WE GO!

Rodri has made the decision to join Barcelona — a club he has always admired.

The Spanish midfielder is ready to play for the same badge once worn by the God of Football, Lionel Messi. 🐐🇦🇷

A dream move for Rodri. ❤️💙
#Barca #transfer

[RYZO Romano 🚨 @RYZORomanooe]

🚨🔵🔴 RODRI TO BARCELONA — HERE WE GO!

Rodri has made the decision to join Barcelona — a club he has always admired.

The Spanish midfielder is ready to play for the same badge once worn by the God of Football, Lionel Messi. 🐐🇦🇷

A dream move for Rodri. ❤️💙
#Barca #transfer

[Denaracule’ @Denaracule19]

🚨🔵🔴 Barcelona have fully agreed on personal terms with Rodri after contract proposal sent to his agent.

Negotiations club to club to follow with Man City to advance on transfer fee and get the deal done ASAP. #Barca🔴🔵 #Transfers

[RYZO Romano 🚨 @RYZORomanooe]

🚨Here we go
Rodri will be leaving tmr after agreement
has been made.

[RYZO Romano 🚨 @RYZORomanooe]

@Amazing_opt With speed bud

[RYZO Romano 🚨 @RYZORomanooe]

🚨Here we go
Rodri will be leaving tmr after agreement
has been made.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵🔴 Barcelona have fully agreed on personal terms with Rodri after contract proposal sent to his agent.

Negotiations club to club to follow with Man City to advance on transfer fee and get the deal done ASAP.

🎥➕ https://t.co/qAhLqKiRBL

[RYZO Romano 🚨 @RYZORomanooe]

@ReshadRahman @FabrizioRomano It’s coming home Rodri Sondra which club did u play for I played for the club the God of football played for and his name is Messi