RZ_BubbaBitz

Official Twitter account of the RedZone's retired Coach Bubba Bitz. Not affiliated with the NFL or the real Bubba Bitz, if one exists, this is a parody account.

[RZ_BubbaBitz @RZ_BubbaBitz]

It’s October and that’s right, I’m heading to Pontiac, Michigan for the American Speed Festival. I really enjoy seeing the vintage Indy cars, historic stock cars, and the modern-day supercars take on the 1.5-mile M1 Concourse Speed Ring. #RZRacing

[RZ_BubbaBitz @RZ_BubbaBitz]

Definitely experienced some FOMO this past weekend while head coaches were fielding offers from RZNFL teams but I’ve been knocking heads, collecting apples, and lighting the lamp on the ice in my retirement. #Retirement

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[RZ_BubbaBitz @RZ_BubbaBitz]

As promised Red Zone and Commanders fans, here are the week 3 highlights from last night's game at FedEx Field:

https://t.co/xSagc0P33k

#RZ88

[RZ_BubbaBitz @RZ_BubbaBitz]

The Commanders improve to 3-0 after defeating the Packers in front of 67,617 spectators at FedEx Field, a sellout crowd. Luckily the weatherman’s forecast for torrential rains and strong winds was wrong. Highlights to follow later today.

#RZ88

[RZ_BubbaBitz @RZ_BubbaBitz]

As promised, week 2 recap between our week 2 matchup with the Seahawks:

https://t.co/AexYLEYVoI

#RZ88

[RZ_BubbaBitz @RZ_BubbaBitz]

The Washington Commanders stave off a late 4th quarter comeback by the Seahawks and move to 2-0 on the season with a 30-27 victory in front off a sell out crowd at FedEx Field. Highlights to come later.

#RZ88 #HTTC

[RZ_BubbaBitz @RZ_BubbaBitz]

Check out the 87th Red Zone Draft recap for Coach Bitz and his Washington Commanders here:

https://t.co/iUdY4HGNFz

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The Commanders have brought back fan favorite WR Terry McLaurin on a 1-year deal after he cleared waivers. QB K.C. Clark gets another sure handed WR to throw to.

#RZ88Kickoff

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A brief week 1 recap from the matchup between the Commanders and Steelers, in which the Commanders came away victorious.

#RZ88Kickoff

[RZ_BubbaBitz @RZ_BubbaBitz]

Coach Bitz working hard or hardly working on RZ Draft night?

He knows he has a reputation to uphold on an evening such as this. Can he be the draft guru once again?!?! Find out tonight at 9pm ET.

#RZDraft

[RZ_BubbaBitz @RZ_BubbaBitz]

The Commanders have terminated the services of their salary cap management specialist Mr. Cash Pilfer after a significant salary cap blunder and the illegal restructuring of player contracts.

The contracts of Joey Bosa and Duane Springs have been voided due to Pilfer’s gaffe.

[RZ_BubbaBitz @RZ_BubbaBitz]

The Commanders have agreed to terms on a 1-year deal with this handsome fella. Joey Bosa will lineup opposite Chase Young, in hopes of being a force to be reckoned with.

#RZOffseason

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The Commanders have the 9th overall pick in the RZ Draft and a total of 10 picks.

Coach Bitz said, “we’ve got our eyes on a few guys we expect to be available to us at 9, we’ll pick who we think will have an immediate impact on this year’s team.”

#RZDraft #HTTC

[RZ_BubbaBitz @RZ_BubbaBitz]

In case you missed it, this young man took 3 kick returns to the house in season 87, with the longest return being 108 yards and averaging 30.4 yards per return.

#RZ87

[RZ_BubbaBitz @RZ_BubbaBitz]

As Jonathan Allen has likely played his last game for the Commanders, we want to thank him for his dedication to the team, fans, and community. We’ll miss all the tackles for loss and the ferocity he brought every game.

#RZ87

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Mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.

#RZ87

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The Commanders sign WR Deebo Samuel to a lucrative 3-year deal.

Coach Bitz stated, “We’re excited to have a player of his caliber join our team. We should see immediate results in the passing offense.” #RZOffseason

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[RZ_BubbaBitz @RZ_BubbaBitz]

Your Commanders start off season 86 with a loss to the defending RZ Champions.

Coach Bitz said, “we expected some growing pains on the Oline with two rookies at both tackle positions and giving up 7 sacks killed a lot of momentum on drives. Two interceptions didn’t help either.”