Ryan Zaharako

Marketing specialist. Award-winning copywriter. Science believer. Dog lover. Red Sox fan. U.S. Marine. #WritingCommunity #IStandWithUkraine

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@MurderUPodcast Crazy case.

[Bleeding Heart Liberal Marine @BleedingMarine]

My friend & mentor’s wife Karen Smith wrote this amazing book about the life lessons that help us discover our purpose and clarify our true self. Please check it out & if you’re looking for gift I ideas for the holidays, make sure you order several copies! https://t.co/tUWJEwUA1D

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I set my clock back 3 hours last night to get even more daylight in. Enjoy your one extra hour of daytime, chumps! #DaylightSaving

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Some locations in Navajo country are so remote, that voters must travel 200 miles round trip just to vote. It’s time to bring polling sites to the reservation. Agree?

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I just made a delicious pot of hot water without coffee.

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If there’s one thing I love, it’s prescription drug commercials with catchy jungles, said nobody ever.

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I thought I had lost a bunch of weight but my scale was just broken.

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I’m not worried about this monkeypox outbreak, but I am terrified of this new strain of Bieber fever.

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@realTuckFrumper It's a parody account.

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@dblebo81 Yes, we’re the ones triggered. Not the cry baby traitors who attacked our Capitol because they lost an election. GTFOH.

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@InternetApex Wait until you see what this Seth Beer kid does today.

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I love when my dog speaks to me, but I hate how heated he gets about politics.

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I feel like my lifelong dream of writing a catchy jingle for an auto parts store is slowly slipping away.

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@JamieRJN Yep, 4 yrs in the Marines here. Radical is using violence to attack our Capitol based on the lies of a conman to overturn an election. YOU LOST an election. It happens. Country before cult EVERY Marine & Marine family member should know that! History will judge you harshly.

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@DanRather

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Looking back to the ‘90s, I now question whether the Hotstepper really was a lyrical gangster.

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Grocery Store Cashier: "Do you have a big family?"

Me: "No, I just like food."

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My running pace is improving. It finally matches my walking pace.

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Every time I'm feeling depressed, I just think about Truth Social and then laugh for hours. #TruthSocial