Rachel Alexandra

I run fast.

[Rachel Alexandra @R_Alexandra]

Hey! There I am on TV! These foolish humans are talking about an instant love connection with that male slut Curlin. I think not!

[Rachel Alexandra @R_Alexandra]

Why did I retire? Simple. Steve told Jess who was in for the Beldame and Jess, being all scaredy cat this year, pulled the plug.

[Rachel Alexandra @R_Alexandra]

Bummer. I guess now I have to produce a "super horse". Certainly sounds more daunting than beating...um...what's her name again?

[Rachel Alexandra @R_Alexandra]

Always the dollars. Always proper. Cupcakes at Monmouth? Another van ride down the thruway on opening weekend at the Spa.

[Rachel Alexandra @R_Alexandra]

@MineThatBird_09 I'm telling ya Bird - got to get Chip those sticks back. Dude was a chick magnet with them, I was sweating him hard.

[Rachel Alexandra @R_Alexandra]

@MineThatBird_09 time doing nothing? Tough firing these bullets in the morning & coming up short in the afternoon. Where's your stall cam?

[Rachel Alexandra @R_Alexandra]

@MineThatBird_09 Lukas? You better run back to New Mexico with the quickness - The old ball coach will wear you down.

[Rachel Alexandra @R_Alexandra]

@MineThatBird_09. You're on. You're a one trick pony, Bird. Tell Chip to get those sticks back to bring you some luck.

[Rachel Alexandra @R_Alexandra]

No worries peeps! No worries!

[Rachel Alexandra @R_Alexandra]

Still working! Do you believe this? Bullet after bullet & where, oh where will I run? LaTroienne is beneath me! Set me free, let me roll!

[Rachel Alexandra @R_Alexandra]

Easy peasy lemon squeezy 4F work this morning. Steve's on hand too. No one knows what I'm working for though. Do you tweeters know?

[Rachel Alexandra @R_Alexandra]

Part of being in Steve's "military" is that you won't find workout videos of me on Youtube. I'm uncoachable but special! http://goo.gl/T1zO

[Rachel Alexandra @R_Alexandra]

Had a work today (told you @EJXD2, broke the news here 6 days ago!). Time to start stringing them together.

[Rachel Alexandra @R_Alexandra]

RT @EJXD2 The @TTimes crew heard the RA rumors. A reporter called Blasi. He said she's fine. (you heard it here 1st, I will work in 6 days)

[Rachel Alexandra @R_Alexandra]

Rumors of my retirement have been greatly exaggerated. http://goo.gl/prhp

[Rachel Alexandra @R_Alexandra]

Stop arguing about who's better and get your booty to http://www.teamkeen.com/ and bid on my halter! It's for a good cause.

[Rachel Alexandra @R_Alexandra]

The party may begin for you humans to celebrate *my* accomplishments but this HoTY has work to do. And Calvin? No showboating this year.

[Rachel Alexandra @R_Alexandra]

@LadyLongshot not yet, just jogging.

[Rachel Alexandra @R_Alexandra]

Don't front Jess, you know I deserve it!

[Rachel Alexandra @R_Alexandra]

You sound like a cheap date RT @taleofekati @R_Alexandra how 'bout after you win the Eclipse, you and me meet outside the shed...moonlight.