Rachel

She raised her glass in a mock salutation & winked a wink that said 'gotcha'

[Rachel @R_Eck]

I got played real bad. I ordered a walking taco bowl at a restaurant (sounds fantastic). Tell me why they bring out a fucking cut up hamburger patty, on rice, with taco toppings. 🙄

[Rachel @R_Eck]

Is Mr clean magic eraser ever going to reveal its secrets

[Rachel @R_Eck]

Me: putting in this vinyl flooring will be quick and easy

The vinyl flooring: fuck you, you’re gonna spend 10 minutes on every piece

[Rachel @R_Eck]

Me to the @ultabeauty cashier last night after buying multiple items and she slides everything over to me without offering a bag

Guess I'll just shove it all in my pockets?

[Rachel @R_Eck]

Had 2 packages delivered to my house on Saturday. Someone stole 1 of the 2 and got away with my new curtain rods but missed out on my father's Christmas present.

Hope they match your decor asshole

[Rachel @R_Eck]

If I don't see $1.80 gasoline & 2% interest rate by 2028 these Donald Trump die hards are gonna have some explaining to do cause they have been ready to die on that "maga" hill

[Rachel @R_Eck]

I cannot stress enough how much i want @thegame to do an autobiography

[Rachel @R_Eck]

The girl in the dairy queen drive through told me I was pretty while I had wild hair, no makeup, picking up a blizzard at 930pm on a Monday by myself.. she was either lying through her teeth or I've officially peaked

[Rachel @R_Eck]

The sheer joy I got putting up my $10 thrifted chandelier tells me I'm ready for my 30s

[Rachel @R_Eck]

My most irrational belief as a child was that there were people monitoring every stop light everywhere on screens and would decide when to give the green left turn arrow & how long the red lights lasted.

I haven't been shown proof that this is false though 🤔

[Rachel @R_Eck]

I bought a box of 12 sweatshirts for $25 on fb marketplace simply for the fuzzy Tommy Hilfiger sweater and 2 others that looked cute. Now I have 9 new sweatshirts cause they all cute. Fuck

[Rachel @R_Eck]

I cannot get behind denim skirts, especially the long ones. I don't understand this fashion coming back

[Rachel @R_Eck]

I went to go put my trash bins out and this teenage boy SPRINTED from down my street, right past me, and down the hill. Like full speed. Suspicious 🧐

[Rachel @R_Eck]

The author of the book I just read, Harlan Coben, apparently used people's names for characters in his novel in exchange for donations to charities of his choosing. What a great way to use your power

[Rachel @R_Eck]

I have done nothing but work and paint either my walls or ceiling tiles the last 3 days. But I know if I take a day of my lazy ass isn't going to start again for months

[Rachel @R_Eck]

Memorial blood center just sent me a text that if you come in to donate you get a free box of girl scout cookies.

They're really learning how to get ya

[Rachel @R_Eck]

This girl had the audacity to stop my parents while they were pulling out of a parking spot ON THE STREET to tell them "this is my parking spot, my brother shoveled it out for me"

GURL you are parking ON THE STREET there are no assigned parking spots 🙄

[Rachel @R_Eck]

Got the goods guys 😎

[Rachel @R_Eck]

The local artist who's work I'm in love with but missed out on last year is having a show nov/Dec so you better believe I'm forking out a chunk of money this month to get something new to hang on my walls 🖌🎨

[Rachel @R_Eck]

I stained some shelves & put together a little bathroom cabinet today 💪

[Rachel @R_Eck]

I absolutely need to learn how to cook Indian food, because I could eat it every day, but then how would I support my local Indian restaurant 😫