Ross Kelley

[Ross Kelley @R_Kelley2]

@Jason Follow

[Ross Kelley @R_Kelley2]

@AmericanAir @AmericanAir Some of us are missing an event. I get penalized $200 because I don’t have something else to book in the next 8 days? What’s the harm in giving a full airline credit?

[Ross Kelley @R_Kelley2]

@TheUnrealMC three easy peasy's fired off in 8 seconds? What, do you work with lee harvey oswald?

[DiGiorno @DiGiorno]

roses are red
so is my sauce
stock up for the game
strut around LIKE A BOSS
#pizzaup #yall

[Ross Kelley @R_Kelley2]

It's been over 5 mins - why is there not a yoko ono dancing peace signs gif yet?

[DiGiorno @DiGiorno]

RT if Pizza is YOUR JAM not the spread on toast kind

[DiGiorno @DiGiorno]

.@rihanna get under my mozza-rella-ella

[DiGiorno @DiGiorno]

ARE YOU DOWN WITH O.P.P.? (Other People's Pizza) #SharingIsCaring

[Ross Kelley @R_Kelley2]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX #sox

[Todd Fritz @brooklynfritzy]

JEW-lius Thomas on Rosh Hashanah!

[Ross Kelley @R_Kelley2]

Seems legit RT Scientology founder R. Hubbard uses his Hubbard Electrometer to see if tomatoes experience pain. http://t.co/O9SCrG0BGH

[Dr. Jalen Anthony Rose @JalenRose]

Manziel has become the NCAA's worst nightmare. White, paid, outspoken, rebellious, heisman winner and loves to champagne & campaign.

[Phil Jackson @PhilJackson11]

Congrats, Danny Ainge, on hiring Brad Stevens. He has the demeanor of a composed leader. Hope he’s got the hide of a rhino for NBA grind.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Its gonna take forever to explain all this to gronk

[Ross Kelley @R_Kelley2]

#HOCKEY RT @edsbs: I believe this was at one point hockey. But it's gone unstable, glowing blue, spitting neutrons and humming with menace

[Coach Metta @MettaWorld37]

Metta World Shuttlesstein

Jesus World Peace

Shuttles World

Something with Jesus Shuttlesworth in it.

[Ross Kelley @R_Kelley2]

Lebron is the anti-Samson sans headband

[Jason Sobel @JasonSobelGolf]

Perhaps Billy Horschel heard incorrectly and thought it would take some big tentacles to win the U.S. Open.