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Situations Are Situational

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

Your wife celebrating October 7th was a thousand times worse.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Give Mandami credit. He is doing exactly what he said he would do when elected. He is turning New York into a socialist/communist anti American city by getting “politicians” like Darializa Avila Chevalier elected. Here is just a sampling of things Chevalier has said, tweeted or done. (This is not an onion article. These are all facts)

Founded a group at Columbia with the express goal of overthrowing western society

Called all white women ugly colonizers while criticizing interracial relationships

Wishes she could wipe her ass with a the American flag

Waved a Hamas flag the day after October 7th attacks

Wants no borders

Wants to abolish the police

Wants to abolish prisons

Against all deportations. Clarified that even if a non citizen murders or rapes somebody deportation is immoral

Said all of the United States is on stolen Native American land

Things she has not done in her career. Had a job.

On the brightside though at least she never said America deserved 9/11. (At least that we are aware of yet) Unfortunately the other candidate Mamdani endorsed Aber Kawas did say that. And got elected. In NYC. What a world

[Jason D @RabbitohCards]

@oyimzy Bro we rotated the entire squad
Germany lost to Ecuador doing the same thing

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Happy Father’s Day to all of the dads who go the extra mile.

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

Report: MLB creates new “hitting the cycle” stat for Red Sox—grounding out, striking out, popping out, flying out

[Jason D. Meister 🇺🇸 @jason_meister]

The algae in the reflecting pool is getting more coverage than the migrant gang rape of a quarter of a million white girls.

[Damani Felder @TheDamaniFelder]

The UFC paid for this, not you. You paid for benefits for illegal immigrants and Somalian learing centers. And that's largely why your groceries are expensive.

Hope this helps.

[Mattias @Coalzhenitsyn]

The faggots at NYT are seething that tourists aren't visiting Obungo's library, slam poetry, and poopsex pride parades

[Ben Golan @BenjaminGolan]

“Universities should not field players who have bet on their own team’s games in college athletics”

There’s only one school in this conference that has done so, and that school is not named Texas Tech 🤔

[Allen Corbin @allencorbin]

Cincinnati Football started a player for 2 seasons knowing he gambled on college sports.

[Ben Golan @BenjaminGolan]

The school who actually cheated to win a natty takes moral high ground against one that's done nothing.

What a world.

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

Hello friends, I am from Belgium. I am visiting America for the first time to see the World Cup. I love your country. I am in Times Square after the basketball game and I see men of all races starting fires and destroying cars. This is amazing. In Europe, only Muslims do this

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

Commies in the luxury box, feasting on capitalism. The irony writes itself.

[Christy 💕 @Christy4Change]

Same man who told you to boycott America.

Wake up fucking idiots.

[Taylor Stockton @tStocktonTTU]

What did the Oklahoma Attorney General say after Joe Mixon shattered a female OU student’s jaw on camera & continued to be a member of the OU football team for two more seasons?

Spoiler: Nothing

[Ass Tat Guy (Big 12 Champion) @garkmallemore]

Finally got UT fans advocating for their alma mater.

[Jane Doe @JaneDoen6ku]

@Luplonghorn Um, maybe because they have done anything wrong? Sorsby hasn’t played a down at Tech. What else you got?

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Don’t stab people?

[Jacob Harris @JacobHarrisSBI]

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[Randy 🌵 @R_McKay1]

@BigHen49 Crazy is they did the right thing.