Once you're kidnapped and you have access to your phone, don't panic. Don't call the police.
Go to twitter, insult the President, the and the Chief of Army Staff. Make sure you write their full names in the insult. Within 3 to 6 hours the Army and the police will locate you.
If I become president. First thing I’ll do is make sure all developers working at UBA get jail time.
That thing they have isn’t worthy to be called an app
Dear South African brothers, losing 2-0 is not the end!
In 2006, Poland lost 2-0 at the opening match and went ahead to be eliminated from group stages without a point
The feeling knowing that my country isn't at the world cup, so I have no emotional attachment.
I can decide to hatewatch the Europeans from Temu, the Argentinas of Africa or the egg benders - without fear of consequence.
I am already a failure. I just need companions.