JakeChillenhal

Alea iacta est

[Jason (Not Jason Klum) 🔻 @CerealMerge]

Just got a text from a coworker saying that they got a call asking if we sell Pokemon cards after someone was “just browsing” in the store

[Wayward🧸 @Hustleorbeg7]

Seeing titties helps my mental health.

[❄️ @JustBeTweeting]

Bitch look like recoome

[JakeChillenhal @R_dizzle69]

Busta rhymes look like kizaru

[SoundCloud Era @TheSCEra]

Trippie Redd was not lying when he said his music is timeless

[JakeChillenhal @R_dizzle69]

@SeeReax Bros tryna make up for not being locked in last year. That’s tippable! (I’m just joshin)

[EDEN @iameden]

i want to feel more

[Bask @baskgod]

The visible disgust on her face got me crying

[👊🏾BrutalFights🥶 @brutalfightz2]

Having Black vs White Friends 🤣

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT

[JakeChillenhal @R_dizzle69]

@daltoosh @BrandonHopson93 @OpTicHeCz Bro thought you needed divine intervention 😂

[evan :) @EvanSteinbache3]

the lion does not concern himself with bad rotten tomatoes scores for a movie he’s excited for

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

Unguardable at 22 unguardable at 32 and still unguardable at 42 she’s Bron

[JakeChillenhal @R_dizzle69]

Certain people in your life impact you so much you’d know you would miss em even if you’d never met them.

[100T Nadeshot @Nadeshot]

HOOK ‘EM

I’m a 1 year full time resident of Texas and I will be on the Arch Manning bandwagon. My daughter will go to UT and if she doesn’t get accepted, I will serve jail time trying to bribe admissions.

Shoutout Matthew McConaughey, shout Buc-ees, shoutout George Strait.

[BET WITH THE BOYS @betwiththeboys]

Me and the boys sneaking Dildos into the next WNBA game to cash our bets

[ai @all484u]

"I'm just a girl" my homeboy lost the light in his eyes because of you 😭😭😭😭