Lord of Light

Lord of Light, The One God. Not affiliated w/ HBO® or Game of Thrones.

[Lord of Light @R_hllor]

This is why I send the Red Priestess, I can't deal with this bullshit.

[Lord of Light @R_hllor]

Last week: The Lord of Light is mean for sacrificing little girls!
This week: OMG LORD OF LIGHT SAVE JON SNOW. Make up your mind people!

[Lord of Light @R_hllor]

I always thought Shireen was a little spitfire. #toosoon?

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Even the Lord of Light is disappointed in that sacrifice, Stannis Baratheon.

[Lord of Light @R_hllor]

Welcome Mance Rayder! The Lord of Light loves you!

[Lord of Light @R_hllor]

I think the question on everyone's mind is...whose boobs do we get to see first? The Flames would like the Red Priestess

[Lord of Light @R_hllor]

@GregorPartyDude Hot.

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#GAMEOFTHRONESSEASON4 tonight? Yeah, I'm burning a goat in celebration. A virgin goat. Owned by a wildling once.

[Lord of Light @R_hllor]

@MasterofCoin Even the Lord of Light doesn't want those people.

[Dave @dave_boon]

I'm going to start worshipping R'hllor & start burning unbelievers alive - who's with me?

[Lord of Light @R_hllor]

@dave_boon I most certainly am.

[Lord of Light @R_hllor]

@preraphhobbit You're welcome.

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@case_face The Lord of Light doesn't think that's very nice.

[MELISANDRE @MelisandreRouge]

Lo que R'hllor dice va a hoguera.

[Lord of Light @R_hllor]

The Lord of Light hasn't been lazy, you just haven't burned enough sacrifices in my name.

[Lord of Light @R_hllor]

@AndresTrgaryen I think I'm too late now, but I was busy playing with king's blood and leeches... #oopsmybad

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THE LORD OF LIGHT IS NOT HAPPY.

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@TaTasAndWine It's a secret...

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@TaTasAndWine Burning Joffrey would probably make both of us feel better. And I have a special place for whores that love to burn stuff.

[Lord of Light @R_hllor]

@vahlamorgulis I can give a two week trial. No soul back guarantee though. Too much work to return a soul.