®️sauce

[saucy @saucedachon]

Thanks to @R_sauce15 he didn’t do much, actually didn’t even go out there but he keys words were “figure it out”

#elkisasleep

[®️sauce @R_sauce15]

@saucedachon Tsts

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Awful news for Rafael Devers.

[temporary lady brewers @ladyredsoxxx]

twitter is insane 😭

[Unbiased Red Sox Fan @unbiasedsoxfan]

If anyone is looking for a reasonable excuse to start drinking at 12 in the afternoon on a random Wednesday, here’s an almost 3 minute long video of Dustin Pedroia highlights

[Lucius @LuciusTheSaint]

cigarettes but they have protein in them

[Unbiased Red Sox Fan @unbiasedsoxfan]

Dustin Pedroia will forever be a Boston sports hero

[Unbiased Red Sox Fan @unbiasedsoxfan]

People will watch this and still think it’s time to forgive Manny Machado

[Brock Cockstein @BigRodBrock]

I fixed it

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

Bad news for hotdogs:

I woke up, nigga

[RYAN GARCIA @RyanGarcia]

He couldn’t even drop a civilian

Also you talked about being a great role model

You really punched someone while your whole team jumps one guy sounds pretty diddy to me

[BTH @BeyondTheHalo]

Rick Manning has no chill.

Never heard a broadcaster say this before.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

ALL STAR JARREN DURAN TO THE DAMN MOON!!!

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

Sorry fellas, can’t go to the bar tonight

[Michelle_Neat @Michelle_Neat1]

Things I would do as MLB commissioner:
- bring back the shift
- no more pitch clock
- goodbye 3 batter minimum
- bring back spider tack
- steroids are now required
- adios ghost runner
- instead of xtra innings, you have a benches clearing brawl to determine a winner.

[Kyle Corwin @kylecorwintakes]

Baltimore Orioles:

Call up Adley Rutschman
Call up Gunnar Henderson
Win 101 games
Trade for Corbin Burnes
Call up Jackson Holliday

Red Sox:

Hey we're bringing back real ketchup to Fenway

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

FEAR THE FUTURE!