Not Jon Ralston

Not Editor, The Nevada Independent. Not Your State. Not Your News. Not Your Voice. Your Parody Account.

[Not Jon Ralston @RaIstonReports]

Thanks @ashtoncirillo for putting your words on my website/newspaper blog page.

[Nevada Independent @TheNVIndy]

OPINION
By @ashtoncirillo
"Whitmer is...facing strong headwinds as she endeavors to forge a thus far elusive spirit of unity..."
Dems in disarray as Whitmer faces internal battles
https://t.co/eU5mN1JGHk

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@RalstonReports What “bad information?” All of the well-wishes and a deleted news story from @News3LV? Did @AaronDFordNV tweet something bad? He deleted his tweet.

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The decade has one year left. I guess dunks are outlawed in 2020.

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@mesh02062003 @JoyceWhiteVance Our Republic is in jeopardy?

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@RalstonReports Navy vs. Army. Classic battle.

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@JackieValley @RalstonReports People are animals. Science!

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Wǒ hē zuìle

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"I am taking my talents to Beijing."

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@FlocchiniAmanda @rnhanational Conduzco borracho

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@RalstonReports @CIarkCountyGOP What’s really fun is the old farts that think a screen cap is a real tweet.

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@ClownsDoesTwitr @RalstonReports @merica @NickRiccardi @TwitterSupport @Twitter Totally should.

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@RalstonReports There is no Tark.

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Breaking News! @RepSusieLee has reversed her position on impeachment. Time well spent.

[Daniel Mendoza @DmendozaNVGOP]

Big Crowd outside of @SusieLeeNV office! Nevadans making it known that they do not support impeachment!! #ThisIsTrumpCountry #LeadRight #TrumpNV

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Conduzco borracho

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This @TheNVIndy event is from 5 to 7 pm tonight at FireFly in #LasVegas. Come for the free tapas and sangria, stay for @RalstonReports' attempt at speaking Spanish, drop a few dollars in the donation jar.
RSVP here:

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