Sassarah

Married, blunt.

[Sassarah @Ra_Targaryen]

I defy anyone who claims to be a true American to deny the heartstrings of this: https://t.co/HNhkHS9RnO

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@TCC_Grouchy Before we had car phones or cell phones (in my area at least) dumb bitch (yes, a woman, worst drivers) in front of a long line through back roads, home forgot to signal before turning in her drive. 4 cars braked, 5th one was tailgating (chick), I ended up in the ditch. Nice.

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@dantypo You always one for pranking. Oh hey, remember me? "Fat Bastard" from that test thingy years ago? *Smirk-wink*

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@Gojira_Rules Laverne and Shirley

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Young dads: Yes! I want to be there to play with them like a kid again.
After 5 yrs: I'd love to but can we afford it?goes anyway.
Mid-age dad: Go, I'll be fine. *Secretly enjoying free time on projects.*
Older dad: Go, I need a nap.

[Tandy @dantypo]

I wish moms knew dads don’t really want a vacation.

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@dantypo That's a small room? That's bigger than my bedroom. Dude, I could sleep in there.

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@dantypo I grew up poor and raised in a religion I'm no longer part of but it did give me an edge. "What are getting for Xmas???" "I don't have to wait for Xmas or a birthday, I get presents whenever my parents want to."

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So hubs and I were just talking about the name of my truck, how I came to name her. He asks, "why have men always named cars girls names?" I replied, "It started with ships. Because a vessel, whether sea or land, needs to be taken care of like a woman." He just smiled. "Bingo".

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@Jackalopes_Inc Got pissed at you for his own bad joke... Hmm...no wonder dipshits like that don't realize it's NOT FUNNY.

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@CharlesDiAngelo Who the hell dressed you? Navy skull cap, turtleneck reminiscent of the ONLY time it was popular for men to wear (70's) , and pants...reek of the 80's. Only way this could have been worse is if the pants were pleated. Song was good.

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@SenWarren I haven't had healthcare since Obama. Go fuck yourself.

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@Jackalopes_Inc My son is autistic. My boss about 2 months ago hired a grown man who is autistic, she tried to warn ME about him. He and I got along fine. One day he came in, his mother had just had a stroke. He asked to leave, she fired him. Yes he was slow but he did the job. Fuckin bitch .

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@thistle_ki35141 My granddaughter lives there. Shit.

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@Ilhan All of those things were already going on and worsened under "Biden's" administration. And hey, who are you again? Oh that's right the bitch who married her brother to get here. Shut up.

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@SLMPD Devil's advocate here, but this is an over decade trend now. It's time to put an end to it. Step up

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@thistle_ki35141 Dude I watch that movie once a year just to laugh.

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@dantypo Pfft. I'm fat bastard remember? Maybe I should just roll over them.

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@thistle_ki35141 You wanted someplace to eat that is good tomorrow. It's not Wichita but... Greeley. I'll be working tomorrow and I promise you good food, plus it's taco Tuesday.

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@RepDavids Are you seriously that dense? I work serving elderly who fell for the "jab or you die" lie and guess what, half are dead. My neighbors kid who's in her 20s now has heart issues she never had before. Stop propagating lies.

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@thistle_ki35141 I'll be at work tomorrow, stop by. Greeley