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[RachM @Raachxx]

I have actually just dug my car out of snow using a dust pan and a chopping board. What is my life

[RachM @Raachxx]

Nothing worse than the smell of the golf open i.e wet grass

[RachM @Raachxx]

The fact that rage against the answer machine is no more and I never got to express all my airport related rages @gregjames #gutted

[Aimee Macrae @AMcGoldrickSLT]

Great idea to support those with #autism Would be great to see more business following their lead! https://t.co/IXJJkUVon2

[RachM @Raachxx]

“Si Bella Rossa!” Context- sunburnt and running up a hill with a suitcase trying not to miss my train. Do I take this as a compliment or insult?

[RachM @Raachxx]

@hannahblair16 Oh hiyaaaa

[RachM @Raachxx]

@elizabethmcbabe No card factory only let you get their own balloons blown up!

[Love Island Reactions @SOTFReacts]

Me screaming at the tv when Eyal came over and interrupted Alex and Megan’s chat #LoveIsland

[Lauren Jack @laurenjack3]

I feel like Kendall will come back and it will be like that scene from grease where Sandy stubs the fag out with her red heels in her black leotard and it’s all just electrifying x

[RachM @Raachxx]

Real life footage of me tomorrow at Cameron House Spa #itanned #ifailed https://t.co/9BykWJueBO

[RachM @Raachxx]

Remember when you used to think your mum was so uncool because all she did was listen to old cheesy music? In this situation I AM THE MUM

[RachM @Raachxx]

Just listened to an hours worth of Hilary Duff. I feel I’m in a constant state of nostalgia

[RachM @Raachxx]

@elizabethmcbabe Fast sprinter oi oi

[RachM @Raachxx]

@Lara_Millar @tweetsfrom_Rory we so similar

[RachM @Raachxx]

Life lesson 4: never go for a dander down kelvin walk away at 9pm. You will get locked in. And get stuck trying to climb the gate. And have to get lifted out by a stranger

[RachM @Raachxx]

The keys have been retrieved

[RachM @Raachxx]

Life Lesson 3: never use your own keys as a prop for a nursery game. You will forget them. 35 miles away. And be locked out of your flat overnight.

[RachM @Raachxx]

Post gym protein = creme egg (..or 2)

[RachM @Raachxx]

Went to get new tyres straight from work and everyone kept calling me Mrs Millar. When did I age about 40 years? #adulting

[RachM @Raachxx]

On the plus side I found my Atomic Kitten CD and a hair crimper #silverlinings

[RachM @Raachxx]

I've spent a good part of today searching for my McFly greatest hits CD. If you borrowed this around 2012 please get in touch asap