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[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

MEMPHIS WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER PROMOTING HERSELF TO “WALMART DISTRICT OPERATIONS SUPERVISOR” AND GIVING HERSELF FREE GROCERIES FOR 5 MONTHS

MEMPHIS, TN — A Memphis woman was arrested Tuesday after allegedly spending the last five months walking into the Walmart on Germantown Parkway dressed like she owned the place and “approving” her own groceries down to prices usually reserved for yard sales and Shelby County school bake sales.

Police say 34-year-old Tiffany Lamar pulled off the scheme with nothing more than confidence, a fake badge, and the kind of attitude usually only seen from HOA presidents and people who return half-eaten rotisserie chickens.

According to investigators, Tiffany bought a blue Walmart vest off Facebook Marketplace for $7, laminated her own badge at the FedEx Office on Poplar, and labeled herself:

“Tiffany — Regional Checkout Compliance Director”

Which, according to Walmart corporate, is absolutely not a real position. But apparently nobody questioned it because she carried a clipboard and walked fast.

Employees say Tiffany would arrive every Saturday around noon, storm through the front entrance yelling things like:
“Corporate’s watching shrink numbers today!”
before marching directly to self-checkout like she was preparing for battle.

Police say her weekly “executive-level overrides” included:

• 8 frozen Red Baron pizzas marked as “employee morale supplies”
• A 55-inch TV discounted to $3.17 under “bird damage”
• Two air fryers labeled “training equipment”
• A family-size pack of ribs entered as “seasonal inventory loss”
• Three candles marked “emotional support lighting”
• A 24-pack of Dr Pepper rung up as “hydration reimbursement”

Loss prevention officers said Tiffany became increasingly bold over time.

“She started wearing a Bluetooth headset that wasn’t connected to anything,” said one employee. “She’d pause mid-transaction and say stuff like, ‘No, Doug, I don’t care what corporate says, Memphis runs different.’”

Investigators say the scam finally unraveled after an actual store manager noticed Tiffany’s badge also listed her as:
“Assistant Vice President of Frozen Meats.”

Authorities detained her in the parking lot while she was loading 17 reusable bags into a dented Nissan Altima with a drive-out tag from 2022 and a bumper sticker that read:
“Boss Babe Energy.”

When questioned by police, Tiffany reportedly insisted she was “basically management spiritually” and claimed she was due for a raise.

She now faces charges including theft, fraud, impersonating an employee, and whatever crime covers putting a rotisserie chicken under “research and development.”

Meanwhile, Memphis residents online have already started calling her:
“The CEO of Self Checkout.

[LASHY BILLS @LASHYBILLS]

40 people arrested and over 1,200 pounds of raw marijuana, 391 pounds of edibles, 29 pounds of mushrooms, fentanyl, ecstasy, and 15 guns seized during an illegal 'pop-up event' in Downtown Atlanta.

The pop-up was organized by drug dealers from 11 states with 24 different vendors at an event space

"More than 70 people ran from the location - jumping on roofs, running on the railroad tracks, and throwing guns and bags of raw marijuana and gummies," Smith said. "It was a very chaotic scene."

some of the drugs were packaged as Skittles candy, Rice Krispies Treats, and inside doll heads.

[Dutch_Woodz @Raasklad]

Dwight Howard Had Etan Thomas Hot😂 #jeffteague #520podcast https://t.co/VRiGj5UyEp via @YouTube

[Dutch_Woodz @Raasklad]

Dont NEED COURT THESE HANDS ENOUGH HE LUCKY BUDDY AINT POP HIS ASS FUCK IS U TOUCHING KIDS FOR

[Dutch_Woodz @Raasklad]

Been on this type of time since FOREVER

[Mastery Mindset @_masterymindset]

She literally explains why sometimes you have to let people think you’re a fool ‼️‼️

[Dutch_Woodz @Raasklad]

@defnottabot @KollegeKidd Mfs steady saying this WEIRD ASS SHIT SMH yall some mf GOOFIES FOR REAL

[Dutch_Woodz @Raasklad]

@StevePender @MelK55900317 @Esposfriend @CriminalVids If that was YOUR GOOFY ASS HE WOULDA POPPED YO ASS TOO THEN WHAT???? MFS NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP SOMETIMES

[Dutch_Woodz @Raasklad]

@StevePender @MelK55900317 @Esposfriend @CriminalVids Sound STUPID AS FUCK DUDE

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

Fuck Green Bay
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[Will @KryptowKing]

@suayrez @SaycheeseDGTL Some people have such miserable lives that they sit around all day making 💩 like this up just to feel important. I’ll never understand it.

[The Menace 🥷 @charlestonwhyt]

Charleston White goes off on 21 Savage, G Herbo and rappers who are saying “fuck the streets” but switched up on Gunna last year! 😳

[The Net Daily @TheNetDaily]

Anyone else see the shades spinning on the floor?

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KD is SICK of Sengun having the ball in crunch time 😭

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The Friday Cast: Then vs. Now is going viral

[Berbera @GriseldaBlanc06]

@Dee1music What’s next, gospel music? @1GunnaGunna

[Dee-1 @Dee1music]

F**K THE STREETS!!!

A SHIFT IS HAPPENING! 📈🙏

Don’t get left behind.

NEXT WE JUST GOTTA STOP 🛑 GLORIFYING THE STREETS IN THE MUSIC‼️🙏🏽❤️

Proverbs 18:21 - There’s LIFE and DEATH in the power of the tongue.

[Fight Karnivore @FightKarnivore]

Father is Being Criticized After Video Surfaces Online Of Him Slapping His Son After He Was Caught Flexing His 🔫 On Social Media, Some Say This is Discipline While Others Are Saying This is A-use, What Do You Think?

[BLACK FLAG 💨🏴🇺🇸 @FlagBlack007]

A lot of y'all Black people be talking shit about Donald trump but don't even know he saving your Ass . Thoughts 💭 ⁉️

[The Sigma Mindset @thesigmamindset]

This video will change your MINDSET 🧠🎯