Hurricane Rob

I fired Justin Fuente | VT | UNC

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@jj_redick uhhh hey JJ can you tell your team to stop turning the freeeeeeaking ball over?
- Sincerely,
Everyone

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Imagine being more of a loser than dedicating your career and life’s work to being a “critic”

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The Sportcenter Gen X anchors trying to sound like Gen Z bros but with a bad Stuart Scott impression is a BRUTAL listen #ESPN

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All my childhood sports idols that I never thought I would ever see retire are now selling otc pain meds which is tough

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@kryptonprobett 🔥

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Getting absolutely dog walked by the big girl bartender in Madison, WI about my taste in cheeses… Cheesemonger. Also I am being informed there are such things CCP’s (Certified Cheese Professionals). This state needs to go get some sunlight.

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@billiejoe hey Billie Joe is it “when you are the outcast” or “when you run out of gas?” Please for the sake of my marriage🙏🏻

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@AmericanAir hey AA not sure who needs to hear this but our flight attendant Jim on flight AA 2105 from CLT to ILM was OUTSTANDING. Hands down best flight I’ve ever been on. Need to give him a promotion or make him head of training. Bravo!! 👏👏

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No, it is actually funnier when you explain the YouTube video to me

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.@HokiesFB we have suffered enough. Fire Pry! How am I supposed to tell my friends we lost to Vanderbilt two years in a row?!

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@CoachPryVT you piece of shit! You’re fucking fired you fired fuck!!

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Dear Hollywood,

I know you just did a show called Little Women, but I have the perfect vision for Big Ole Women.

Pls send DM at ur convenience.

- Hrcn Rb

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Black girl just complimented me on my sneakers ✊🏻

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Loving Jesus is kinda gay if you think about it

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Talking comfortable shoes with the dads at airport terminal

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Nothin like a 3 hour nap on a Saturday after drinking when you wake up in a full cold sweat not knowing what time it is or what planet you’re on

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Bought my fiancée flowers only to be told I don’t buy her flowers enough

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@FightinHydrant You’re un-Washington now what’s happened

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Why is it always “you’re scaring the kids” instead of “wow you’re really good at drinking beers”?

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“We should go bowling more”
*every time I go bowling*