Andres 🌴🇨🇺

gentleman barbarian

[Andres 🌴🇨🇺 @RabassaCalabasa]

“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities”

[Andres 🌴🇨🇺 @RabassaCalabasa]

@BontecouTu72756 @SamAli09973039 @interesting_aIl 🤦‍♂️

[Andres 🌴🇨🇺 @RabassaCalabasa]

@therealktzus @AndreasHale They have glue for ass whoopings ?

[Andres 🌴🇨🇺 @RabassaCalabasa]

This is why you should NEVER believe in the “eye witness testimony” of anybody regarding anything. 500 people can see the same event happen before their eyes and you’ll get 501 different versions of the story.

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

You can see the knife in his hand, Doug

[Judaz @Judaz_Escariot]

@FINALLEVEL Is Ice JJ Fish a joke to you??

[Nali - Âû @ItsNaliaah]

Pumping through my grief so that my angel's supply goes to babies who need it. Some 60ish bags since I started pumping on 11/1

[Andres 🌴🇨🇺 @RabassaCalabasa]

@sharkbyte911 @astronomiaum @elonmusk Fair point, but an asteroid isn’t the only thing that can cause a planetary extinction. A super volcano could also make that happen, and it might happen sooner than an asteroid.
Still, diverting asteroids is something we have to learn how to do eventually

[Andres 🌴🇨🇺 @RabassaCalabasa]

I ain’t hiding from nobody
Ain’t nobody hiding from me

[Andres 🌴🇨🇺 @RabassaCalabasa]

@endthehiding @BostonGlobe Disgusting.
Seagulls are the “rats of the sky” and Segal is the rat of Boston University.

[Andres 🌴🇨🇺 @RabassaCalabasa]

@dumbasspisces @turntineforwhat Wait this whole thread is fucking me up and now I’m worried about a connective tissue disorder cus I can flip my eyelids like that too 😭

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

I will delete everything negative I have ever said and commit my life in service to the DSA if Zohran Mandani arrests Benjamin Netanyahu on his first day in office

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

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[Autumn Christian @teachrobotslove]

When I was 19 years old I dropped out of college to try to escape a bad situation, and I ended up at my grandparent's dairy farm. I spent many days making and selling cheese, doing deliveries, milking cows, and keeping the shop open. Then I'd go back to my room and write at night. It was the first time in a long time I felt some kind of peace.

I ended up leaving to go to Austin because I was scared of leading a mediocre, insular life. In those years since I've published 5 books, been a game designer at multiple companies, got married, and had a child. But now I can see how every decision has led me back here. Back home to the farm my grandparent's left behind for me. Back to starting up my grandfather's cheese business again. Back home to a life that is not mediocre, as I'd presumed before, but instead infinite in its depth.

Anyway, I hope you like this cheddar I made for you.

[South Dallas Foodie @SouthDallasFood]

If Sherman’s plight isn’t a metaphor for life in 2025 I dunno what is 🤣

[Future Adam Curtis B-Roll @adamcurtisbroll]

give us what we came for

[Bat Wave 🦇 @wavebatt]

4k 🔥

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Me and the boys when President Xi's tanks roll into town to liberate us

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

This is not Islamophobia, this is the truth.