Rabbi Harju

I like books, audio, making music, voice acting, solving problems, neuroscience, and gee-tars. If you can't laugh at yourself, I will do it for you.

[Rabbi Harju @Rabbi8meat]

@surfshark I bought your crap VPN because YouTubers told me to, but your VPN makes YouTube impossible to use. Thanks, fucks.

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@cvspharmacy I really hate it when your techs ask me shitty questions that imply drug-seeking behavior. How fucking embarrassing.

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@IllinoisDNR Hey guys, I got a fish kill here at Pritchett Pond, and there is only one duck left. I hear rumors of the B-word. What's going on?

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Michael Caine hates children.

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I got stuff to show you very soon

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I have a new band I've been secretly working on for months.

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@NOFXband Heyo. My friend, Curly, had a stroke/heart attack in the pit during intermission at your show in Chicago a few days ago. He loves you, he's alive (after open heart surgery).

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@dennisrodman I started using your vapes, and I can't dunk anymore. What gives?

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GuysGuys! I have thirty-three license plates. Please hit me with some ideas of what to make with them! Love you all.

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Just microwaving some bagels.

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@KikiSchirr

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They wouldn't let me sleep, now I can't and it hurts.

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@DianaDretske https://t.co/MKk63dBz2F

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@DianaDretske I'd like to know more about the history of this lost little bridge I've found. It connects a land-bridge to a small island, located in the west marshlands of Cuba Marsh Forest Preserve. Can you point me in the right direction to figure it out?

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@DianaDretske https://t.co/YdvUrIXXFB

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@MarkProffitt Yeah, shorty beuhler

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@osakasaul @MajesticBison I have a meeting in a little bit. Send me the info and I'll dip in later

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Checking in: still alive and healthy.
Love you all.

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@KikiSchirr Man, that is a creepy thing to say

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How To Genuinely Laugh More Often https://t.co/UBqpqJZvyB via @YouTube

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@DianaDretske Sweeeet, you can expect an email from me shortly!