Chanan Carroll

Rabbi, Musician, Dreamer, and Director of the Tomer Devorah Network for Jewish Life and Spirituality.

[Chanan Carroll @RabbiCarroll]

@muhammadshehad2 There are actually many Palestinian converts to Judaism. There were two in my Yeshiva. But they live in fear, not from us, but from you. They can never even go to visit their parents, because when they do you lot murder them.

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@gearoidmurphy_ Hey, fucker. Be careful or you might get a bullet in your...well..you know the rest.

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@Boss_Aleeyu Nope, he was a practicing Jew!

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@Siya_22100 Yeah yeah yeah, you want the answer to be 10. But it's not, and just because you're playing some stupid word game doesn't mean that the simplest interpretation of your question would equal 70. They're right and you're just a jerk.

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@mehdirhasan Putin started a war. Hamas started a war. See how that works? Hope that helps!

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@waitmaya Is it 31? It took me 10 seconds, but that doesn't matter if the answer is wrong.😆

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@EthanLevins2 I went to trim my beard this morning, but Israel broke my trimmer! Darned Zionists!

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@fmiville @BryceMLipscomb Hmm. Maybe you should actually read the decree of the Inquisition. It was totally antisemitic. Anyone who stayed and didn't convert, or even converted but was found not quite passionate enough about Christianity, was burned at the stake. Not sure how much more AS it needs to get.

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@BryceMLipscomb (2) and allowed Jews to live in Spain legally again for the first time since 1492? Interesting.

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@BryceMLipscomb The Bolsheviks were 4% Jewish. The leadership was even less because, shocker, they really didn't like Jews. This is all easily historically verifiable. Yeah, the truth is pretty uncomfortable, isn't it? Idiot.

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@ceolawyer And you saw this...where?!

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@ME_MarilynEvans @KonstantinKisin He's being sarcastic. Read it again.

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@EthanLevins2 How do you figure?

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@Todzilla561 @heronsgrove @HilzFuld Yeah, he never said that. Nice try, though.

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@jewelzz95 @_InfoGram_ Imagine getting this upset over something that's not happening.

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@mehdirhasan The PLO was in Lebanon, firing on Israel from southern Lebanon, with the permission of the Lebanese government, such as it was back then. But of course you knew that, you lying scumbag.

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@sofialindbergfn Nah. You're just more stupid now!

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@MandaLynne62 @MichaelARothman She worked at Mt Sinai and still did this kind of thing? Talk about being Un-self aware!

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@MichaelARothman How does she even know they're Jewish? They could literally be anyone.