Molly G. Kane

Rabbi, Writer, Educator, Spiritual Guide, and Stand-Up Comedian

[Molly G. Kane @RabbiMollyG]

Seeing a three legged dog when you are on your way to the orthopedist feels like a bad omen. #signs

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Beginning the Journey https://t.co/7HcN0zeAdk

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Why I am walking the Israel National Trail https://t.co/6Ixem9bCzu

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The cast of #thewaywayback is winning big tonight! #OscarSunday #Oscars90

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Zionism: Jewry’s solution or problem? https://t.co/ErryqTlXfi

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A Poem About PMS https://t.co/jY0i6dwcrh

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A Camp Director’s Lament https://t.co/WE6axwhoWM

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@Toyota did you forget about female clergy in your super bowl commercial? #whoruntheworld

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Pretty amazing to land back in NYC and our cab driver has Dr. King speeches blasting from the radio. #MLKJr #MLKDay2018 #proudnewyorker

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“All in. We win.” Amazing tag line that really sums up what we need to do as a movement to engage young people in Reform Jewish life. Proud to be a product of the URJ youth programs. #urjbiennial

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Just wondering: who created the word "plump"?

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I just accidentally put my least favorite bug juice in my water bottle AND the cooler was labeled "water!" #campproblems #bugjuice #grape

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Pet peeve: when an ice cream shop has no place for you to rest your ice cream cone while you are trying to get out money to pay.

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Pretty #surreal to be heading to my 20th high school reunion. Definitely pumping a little xm radio 90s right now!

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What's the #Jewish version of a scone?

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A Camp Director’s Lament https://t.co/0iiGJDWnGp

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Why did #Moses get mad at Ramses?
"Cause he wasn't being phar-aoh!" #Passover #JokeoftheDay

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What did the #matzah say to the charoset?
"Get on board!" #Passover #JokeoftheDay

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What does the Red Sea and a gymnast have in common?
"Both can do a split." #Passover #JokeoftheDay

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Why did the soup get mad at the matza balls?
"It hit it's boiling point!"
#Passover #JokeoftheDay