Back in 2003, Chilean TV aired the Star Wars trilogy in the most chaotic way possible — by stitching commercials directly into the movies instead of cutting away. Here’s one of those wild edits, now with the English dub added in.
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@ultimatepunchin@lefthook25 Well ita different since Ilia is the one who went up, but tbf to Islam it wouldnt be a small name added to the list and would definatley boost him up in the rankings in terms of goat status. Unfortunatley the math isnt reciprocal
“Let me get this straight, you can buy a burrito on an interest-free instalment plan?”
“That’s right, and we’re not even based in the Chipotle store.”
“So, you finance this by packaging the burrito instalment loans into Burrito CDO A, which has part of Burrito CDO B and both get put into Burrito CDO C?”
“Yeah. The original loans are backed by burritos. Chicke. Pork. Carne Asada. Whatever. But Burrito CDO C is a synthetic Burrito CDO. A CDO of Burrito CDOs.”
“Ok, let’s say we have an underlying pool of $10,000 in burritos. How much money could be out there betting on instalment loans and your synthetic burrito CDOs?”
“Probably $100,000,000.”
“C’mon! How much bigger is the market for burrito instalment loans than actual edible real-life cheesy burritos?”
“At least 100x.”
“That is fucking crazy.”
“No, it’s awesome.”