Wise Crapping Rabbit

Smart Aleck Bunny's skeptical take on what passes for modern life

[Wise Crapping Rabbit @Rabbit_Pellets]

Put this on a truck & drive it around & around Mar-a-lago

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

i thought things were getting carried away and then saw this

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@Suzierizzo1 Pimple.

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@nettermike "But he was one of those immigrants!"

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@JuddLegum Big thanks to @HomeDepot for their bait & switch website. I had a thoroughly researched $700 @RYOBItoolsusa landscape order teed up when $125 promotional savings proved smoke. Next morning put me onto durable @EGOPowerPlus brand @ 50% more $ well spent at @AceHardware

[Wise Crapping Rabbit @Rabbit_Pellets]

@perseverare1776 The same thing happened to a friend. The venue ejected my friend for complaining.

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@JayinKyiv Next appoint her pool boy to fix the burning refineries. There'll be even more winning!

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@AdamKinzinger Seventh grade is a terrible point to arrest development. All those crude impulses on display & society is just like "Yuck."

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@gnuman1979 Kinda girlie for testosterone man. Richard Simmons, America's war fighters need YOU!

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@atrupar To some people's thinking, democracy is more dangerous than an evil, hateful *** with a personal arsenal than rivals the police department.

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@dim0kq Republican.

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@AdamKinzinger Bariatric Armored Car.

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@KingTunde_SZN All of them.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The fact that the Bible is the book people "swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth" on is hilarious.

[Wise Crapping Rabbit @Rabbit_Pellets]

@GeoRebekah @DC_Reporter I wondered what new shit Adolf light would pull to compensate for starting to make E Jean Carroll rich.

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@DC_Reporter Who needs fake electors & Jan 6? Trump's just "When you can just do being king?"

Like they say, "Possession is nine tenths of the law."

[Wise Crapping Rabbit @Rabbit_Pellets]

Read "Enshitification" by Cory Doctorow.

Think you're cynical about billionaire business? Your disgust just scratches the surface.

Don't buy it on "sign your soul away" @Amazon. May I recommend Libby at your public library? Or Google another seller.
3/3

[Wise Crapping Rabbit @Rabbit_Pellets]

Hating the ads @nytimes is running, from gross to black & white fraud.

-Magic alternative to Hearing Aids? Nah.
-Magic Air Conditioning? Hint, LAWS OF PHYSICS FACT: 1) COOLING BURN$ ENERGY & 2) GENERATES HEAT which it WILL HAVE TO EXHAUST. So no device can "just chill."
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[Wise Crapping Rabbit @Rabbit_Pellets]

So claims of huge energy savings & flash freezing your living room - to say nothing of NASA Engineer's breakthrough in perfect portability - are beyond hype. They are 100% "send me money" scam, My Little Pony's evil twin in make believe.

@NYTimes goes full #Enshitification!
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[Suzanne Kerzner @SuzanneKerzner]

@RpsAgainstTrump He’s soooo creepy!
Ewww 💩

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

Today is a great day to indict ICE Agent David Brouillette for shooting Joan Sebastian Guerrero in the back in broad daylight.

Do you agree?