Wise Crapping Rabbit

Smart Aleck Bunny's skeptical take on what passes for modern life

[Wise Crapping Rabbit @Rabbit_Pellets]

Put this on a truck & drive it around & around Mar-a-lago

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@TechSmith @Snagit Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ho ho he he hee, now shitty company with once great products can't be bothered to just "troubleshoot" it's own operating policies. How unexpected! Imagine opening a "support" ticket on persistent spam!

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How to degrade a suite of powerful, high value, leading software products into the biggest waste of bytes in their industry? Just how badly have @TechSmith & @Snagit operated for decades? An effective restructuring strategy would have them resurrecting pre-2000s versions.

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Buying a vehicle is hazardous to your privacy & financial health. I don't know if it's the @NissanUSA dealership or the @MassRMV selling my information, but every fake "warranty" & "protection service" would have me think they were part of the deal.

Nigerian princes nothing.

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

The penalty for grossly violating the Geneva Convention is death

@SecWar

[F. Andy Seidl @faseidl]

Ukraine is moving Russian data to the cloud.

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@amazon says you need to pay for an @AmazonAlexa subscription to avoid getting swallowed by endless Amazon spoofing. I've got a better suggestion. Just don't do business with Amazon. That way you can just filter out any communication with their name on it. Amazon=Crime. Done.

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@zhonnymao Are props allowed for these stories? Might I suggest lighter fluid and marshmallows?

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@davenewworld_2 At $100,000 each day of wrongful incarceration that's over 18 million. If they were smart, which they aren't, they'd settle tomorrow. But they won't, because the cruelty is the point. And hey it's just taxpayer money.

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@magachrchpastr Satan, get thee behind me

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@Bricktop_NAFO Napoleon, eat your heart out!

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@WalshFreedom "Ouch! God paper cuts piss me off. Who haven't we bombed yet?"

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@RonFilipkowski For half a second I thought he said Thursday. We totally should. Give hump day a break - for ever.

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@donwinslow Yeah, he should'a said "Super Duper" 'cause then nobody could top him.

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@BillKristol Coming from Bill Kristol no less....

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@Suzierizzo1 A sledgehammer. Only a very intelligent president would know exactly how to use it to defend himself.

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Birds of a feather tossed in the bushes at the car top boat launch.

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@SookeeJones @JoJoFromJerz A bucket of activated charcoal in a desperate effort to contain the stink he's been trailing across the world stage.

"Grand Pa Pa Le Pew." A stink America will never live down. Iran will gift us a new symbol, the "Statue of Stinky" to be erected at Reagan Airport.

[Wise Crapping Rabbit @Rabbit_Pellets]

@GeminiApp That is until @GeminiApp sells out for sponsorship revenue when they'll be touting Jeep for reliability, Lexus for value & how "billionaires are your friends" generally. Because, "Enshitification."

See the excellent book of that title by Cory Doctorow.
5/5

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@GeminiApp is falling down on the job promoting Gemini - like we're all business types. No thanks to their wall to wall hype, I found it's an eloquent & infinitely patient digital professor, or expert if you prefer. Ask about clothing, pottery clay, heck math & quantum entropy!

[Wise Crapping Rabbit @Rabbit_Pellets]

@GeminiApp ... any other means.
& when I'm finished with a topic, or want to step away from the computer, "Compile as large a table as needed to capture models, trims & options vs feature's we've discussed." Then for good measure, "Compile a tidy report of our conversation."
4/5