Dominick Riesland

I write stuff. Some of it is even published. I'm also an invertebrate punster—spinelessly unable to resist puns—so slug me!

[Dominick Riesland @Rabbitball]

@StarCityGames It looks like a Fred to me. 😂

[Dominick Riesland @Rabbitball]

@mikemearls That depends on whether the rules are permissive or restrictive.

[Dominick Riesland @Rabbitball]

@FoxNews Don't worry, Michelle, we can't deport you.

[Dominick Riesland @Rabbitball]

@trolllordgames Merchant. You buy low, sell high, and the non-merchants in your party are treated as hired bodyguards.

[Dominick Riesland @Rabbitball]

@DrFrankTurek That's their job.

[Wisconsin GOP @WisGOP]

🚨BREAKING🚨

Tonight, President @RealDonaldTrump endorsed @TeamSchimel. We have 10 days to save Wisconsin and America!

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Very soon someone is going to be killed for driving a Tesla. We are rapidly heading in that direction and everyone knows it. And the Left will celebrate when it happens. Pure evil.

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

CAUGHT ON CAMERA:

A Susan Crawford supporter was caught on a Ring Doorbell

smoking, cursing, & looking for a deceased voter in Wisconsin.

She said, “Is she voting for the nice lady or the devil?”

👉Is this really the best democrats have to offer? I hope this goes viral.

[Dan O'Donnell @DanODonnellShow]

This is why you don't hire get-out-the-vote workers from out of state. A listener received this postcard informing her that "Judge Susan Crawford is endorsed by WI Dems and WI GOP Judge Brad Schimel." Brad Schimel is Susan Crawford's opponent.

[Dan O'Donnell @DanODonnellShow]

This April's Wisconsin Supreme Court election could be the most expensive in history...for taxpayers like you. Here's how: https://t.co/ew5L7LeWbY

[Charles R Downs @TheCharlesDowns]

“In Springfield, They’re eating the dogs. They’re eating the cats. They’re eating the pets of the people that live there!”

The facts are clear. President Trump will save your town while Border Czar Harris will dump thousands of illegal immigrants into your town and destroy it!

[Dominick Riesland @Rabbitball]

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Get it here — https://t.co/OHjst8a5Ze

[Dominick Riesland @Rabbitball]

@Rothmus Hubris

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The prophecy has been fulfilled

[Dominick Riesland @Rabbitball]

@TheBabylonBee Mine Worker. Figures.

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

Imagine the state of our country when a 44-year-old man, who leans Democrat, feels compelled to vote for the first time in his life.

[Dominick Riesland @Rabbitball]

https://t.co/MTZOgXPnmD

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

And this is why the media has zero credibility

[Dominick Riesland @Rabbitball]

@LeadingReport The government was never meant to have total control.