Rabbitual Offender

I am a rabbit. Yes, that is my penis. I have webcomic that i write and draw. One of the best webcomics ever said my mum.

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Which should I see? Spiderman or wonder woman? And why?

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@Pornhub moms and sisters. Thanks!

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@Pornhub which pornstsrs looked most like your sister and mom. But if I've learned anything browsing Pornhub, people love to fuck their 4/5

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@Pornhub directly to your @facebook account so it could automatically search your friends. Although, then it would also tell you 3/5

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@Pornhub girls you want to masturbate to. Its the dream and the technology exists. What's the delay? You could even hook your account 3/5

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@Pornhub -know how @facebook tags your friends using facial recognition? Add facial recognition so you can find pornstars who look like 2/5

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@Pornhub so I went to your suggestion feef to make a suggestion and see it's already been suggested 4 times. What gives? 1/5

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I think the fleshlight people should make a line modeled on male hands in addition to pussies. Sounds gay? Gayer than fucking a flashlight?

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@Fleshlight is being produced in that rapid motion. I wouldn't be surprised if some guys could power their house! It's a million $ idea 3/3

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@Fleshlight you put a generator in the body that recharges the battery as you ram your dick in and out of it! Think of how much energy...2/3

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@Fleshlight seriously. A small led bulb could be powered by a aaa battery. All contained in the front. And that's not even the good part 1/2

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There's no reason they couldn't make a @fleshlight that has a working flashlight in it.

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Is there an app for Twitter that just shows the people I follow and not the shit they retest? Their taste is garbage.

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My timeline is full of shit I don't care about. Too many ads @twitter, @TwitterSupport

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@DialHForHagai @ZakkSaam Real talk. That was not helpful. What do you like to read and what do you recommend?

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@LoveMyPhilly It's not 50% creamy you fucking liar.

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@DialHForHagai @ZakkSaam I'll take a book recommendation. Subversive fiction. Think Catch -22 or Confederacy of Dunces.

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@ZakkSaam What kind of books do you like?

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It's fun to drink liquor. Hoo boy.

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Was it the 8 of clubs? Remember. The cards were in his jacket pocket the whole time in a packet sealed with duct tape.