Dave The Rabbit

I'm a loveable little rabbit that loves munching delicious carrots! Me and the Mrs, Billiejean are happily in rabbity love.

[Dave The Rabbit @RabbityDave]

Nelly: get these trains out my way!

[Dave The Rabbit @RabbityDave]

@UKScouting there’s a small rabbit hutch outside your hut in Pole Hill Park, Hillingdon. A rabbit has been in there recently as there are droppings but I couldn’t see it. Does it live there permanently? It’s not nearly big enough for a rabbit to live! #ahutchisnotenough

[Dave The Rabbit @RabbityDave]

Ummmm I can smell carrot cake! Where’s mine?

[Dave The Rabbit @RabbityDave]

@baileybun1 Sorry to hear this. 😞🐰

[Dave The Rabbit @RabbityDave]

@BilliejeanBunny here. It's hurts my heart so much to tell you that we lost Dave yesterday after a very sudden illness. Love you lots Dave.💜

[Dave The Rabbit @RabbityDave]

@handsomeericbun CODE RED. Repeat CODE RED. The parents know about your snack. Find cover and practice the #cuteface immediately.

[Dave The Rabbit @RabbityDave]

@handsomeericbun Tell me about it mate, having a 'mare shifting these asparagus this morning.

[Dave The Rabbit @RabbityDave]

@handsomeericbun That looks pawsome mate. Great for post pub naps. Speaking of which... pub this arvo?

[Dave The Rabbit @RabbityDave]

@handsomeericbun @BilliejeanBunny Pawsome idea. Will engage training programme as soon as possible. Unfortunately he's still too floppy to be on treat recovery missions.

[Dave The Rabbit @RabbityDave]

@obanhousebunny Ah no! Excellent point you've made there!

[Dave The Rabbit @RabbityDave]

@obanhousebunny Ummmmm yeah well I did have to climb to get it. 😁

[Dave The Rabbit @RabbityDave]

Oh no. I've been busted. I ate a bit of my lady's diary, opened it up and ate some very important documents that were inside.

[Dave The Rabbit @RabbityDave]

@handsomeericbun @BilliejeanBunny Na mate. You'll get sent down for perverting the course of justice. I'm touched that you would though mate. 👊🏻 #pawpump

[Dave The Rabbit @RabbityDave]

@handsomeericbun @BilliejeanBunny Uh oh. Well that's me doing a stretch I n #bunnyjail for a while. Everybun knows BJB can't eat paper.shes in enough trouble for bin diving.

[Dave The Rabbit @RabbityDave]

@handsomeericbun @BilliejeanBunny OMB I need to lay low again. Thankfully I'm at work already! Phew! Has she also found the eaten letter?

[Dave The Rabbit @RabbityDave]

@samdeighton1982 @handsomeericbun Ate some of the work that lady brought home and then ate the basket for the Kit's wardrobe. I'm not even sorry, it was so delicious.

[Dave The Rabbit @RabbityDave]

@handsomeericbun Yeah mate I need to come now.They've just discovered I've also been eating the Kit's wardrobe.BJB is also in strife, attempted m&m theft.

[Dave The Rabbit @RabbityDave]

@handsomeericbun It's absolutely outrageous. They'll get freaked out with me staring at them soon and I'll be allowed out. Works like a charm.

[Dave The Rabbit @RabbityDave]

@handsomeericbun Apparently I'm #grounded so I'm just doing a bit of damage limitation and being nice to them.

[Dave The Rabbit @RabbityDave]

Mayday mayday @handsomeericbun mate I need to come over.I'm in a whole world of trouble over here. Been eating stuff that's not mine again.