𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐨 - 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫

Whaddya mean poking the bear is a metaphor? (There is an angry bear approaching) | Fate RP | 𝐈𝐜𝐨𝐧: keika1225314

[𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐨 - 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 @RabicanoRider]

Should 𝘐 take 𝘮𝘺 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 of 𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 through 𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚
When 𝘐'𝘮 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩 a 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘸 that looks like a 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭?
𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚 it like a 𝘮𝘢𝘯: 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝙖𝙘𝙩 through every 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙣
And 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘮𝘺 𝙙𝙚𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙩 by losing the 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭.

[a Dating Joel @JoelFunkyman]

Just did a wee in the dark. Didn't hear a single drop hit the water. I'll deal with those consequences tomorrow

[Esther @_emKamm]

I respect those high class cats in tuxedos but I love that my guy just keeps it casual with socks and a g-string

[em ✨🪩 @emtheworst]

unfortunately i love tiktok

[𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐨 - 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 @RabicanoRider]

Me if you care

[QuARp @MaleToFaggot]

bunnies might just have the most loony tunes sex all of the animals

[Gene Meyer @GeneMeyerLOL]

How big do you think the biggest penis in the world is?

Gotta be something ridiculous like five or six inches.

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

THOU’RT “AS STRAIGHT AS THE CROW FLIES”??? BROTHER… I SEE THE HUNGER IN THY WANDERING EYE FOLLOWING THE PRINCE. YOU SHIELD HIM OUT OF PASSION MORE THAN HONOUR, DON’T YOU ?

[Chowder 🐺 @imbrownonline]

got bored while gf was taking a shower so i balled up 300 toothpicks in my hand and threw them over the curtain all at once and she screamed so fucking loud

[fat kikuri hiroi @FatKikuri]

im plapslop☹️☹️☹️

[hera @shiningdaisies]

it's think of me thursday are you thinking of me

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

TO BE CRINGE IS TO BE FREE. LET WHIMSY KILL THE CYNIC AND MAY HOPE BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF DESPAIR

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

I KEEP BEING CALLED AN OATHBREAKER FOR HAVING SEX. NO WHERE IN MY OATH DID I PROMISE TO BE A LOSER

[Juno🌸 @ThatCatJuno]

The phrase "evil twink" implies there are morally good twinks, and I fear this is a dangerous misconception

[𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒚 . @AverageGenesis]

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ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ⸻ 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 . ♡ㅤ
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[𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐨 - 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 @RabicanoRider]

The great Astolfo is here!

Did I miss anything?

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

i was made in a lab just to annoy you

[𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐨 - 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 @RabicanoRider]

[ @KosmosAkhilleus ]

[Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️ @unhingedA03]

There will come a time when i'm nice to achilles but it is not this day