Brynn

Bye El Paso til next life 😘

[Brynn @Rabidoggo]

John Steinbeck and Hunter S. Thompson inform even our homemade surveillance. 😆
They called me back now and last-min; I'm not supposed to recieve phone pings unless there's a pie-hole up in certain cameras. Got one while swimming and fuck it; time we did a final sweep and listed.

[Brynn @Rabidoggo]

Hang on tight. You’re fine for the country; your district...? We DO exist, for now.
Packing to leave CA-D12, apparently not alone. Fact-check me: find a nearby U-haul larger than 10’ to Vegas-ish anytime soon. Two hours on the phone and best I could do was Vacaville to Phoenix.

[Brynn @Rabidoggo]

(Dunno why I instinctively reference places by their airport codes even if longer than the more well-known city initials. I DID check myself and refrained from typing LAS. Progress.)

Three-unit fixer with a view, anyone? Will sell for cheap because it's f'n cold here.

[Brynn @Rabidoggo]

@Janeomea @RenamedAccount When "nice wardrobe" and "trendy hairstyle" make the list, I'm fucked

[Brynn @Rabidoggo]

@Janeomea @RenamedAccount Shitposting about / praising the gov't needs to include a list of other countries and who falls under which side

Yeah I saw that Black Mirror episode. Pretty sure I'd score well except for the shitposting. Fuck, and I jaywalk when it doesn't inconvenience others. 😳

[Brynn @Rabidoggo]

@RenamedAccount @joncoopertweets @thesavagecage Cool, we're still on it? Wanted to provide an update on the worst (best?) house-staging job ever. You know those little motivational quotes printed onto canvas? Picture precisely this one hung squarely above the toilet bowl. Saw that head-scratcher touring a home in MAGA country.

[Brynn @Rabidoggo]

@seldo Justified (enough): adding "web developer" to resume.

[Brynn @Rabidoggo]

@anglerrtek @tedcruz I do love how often trump-humpers lump Biden, Harris, and Ocasio-Cortez in the same bucket as if the three have much of anything in common besides a party name as factioned as their own. Pure comedy. 👍
#TedCruzisADisgrace
#TexasFreeze

[Brynn @Rabidoggo]

@tedcruz Your turn to inspire and lead. Don't shy away and fly to warmer places like Mexic....oh.

Dude, you had ONE JOB. @BetoORourke would be making socially distanced blanket forts with other people's kids.

Can't blame mother nature here; only yourself. #TexasPowerOutages

[Brynn @Rabidoggo]

@tedcruz If still cold, ten minutes of pilates. If STILL cold, no better time to drink the nice bottles of red wine. Remember that you'll be laughing at this moment by the holidays and do something to make it worth the story. Great time to make a blanket fort.

[Brynn @Rabidoggo]

@swpmontessori @PollyPapaya That's cause @tedcruz is sipping a fruity cocktail with umbrella on unnecessary ice in Cancun and can't be fucked for comment. Def a larger fail than the power grid.
#TexasPowerOutages

[Brynn @Rabidoggo]

@linmp1031 @anonrc @educatedadult1 @Hinder_Surprise I never look at a manual... But if it's for an appliance that stays with a house, it goes into a binder with the date/place purchased... Buyers seem to think you have your shit together even though they'll never look at them either. 🤷‍♀️

[Brynn @Rabidoggo]

@Hinder_Surprise Cloth napkins. A homemade tie-dye batch, and our dinner napkins from bridesmaid and groomsman from our friends' wedding in Shantou China. Caveat emptor, they only get washed when they get really dirty. 😜

[Brynn @Rabidoggo]

@nyactor I'd pay a pretty desperate penny to take a Friday off and start work late on Monday to fly direct anywhere 75° and sunny for a long weekend.
Put me on some dang warm island with endless too-sweet alcoholic beverages; I always needed that reset button.

[Brynn @Rabidoggo]

@nyactor When I lived on the east coast, I was sick of winter by February; also broken by winter to do much about it. Twenty years plenty vocal and no one's taken me up on it: flight schedules and weather forecasts are public, but too many combos to search last minute.

[Brynn @Rabidoggo]

@quefregados @CherylR8386 Can someone please meme him on one of those gigantic raft slides where everyone screams when it plunges down the slope and gets soaking wet? 🌊
💙 It'd make my damn day.