jungwon got mud on him and felt all gross, and was screaming his lungs out 😭🤏🏻
jungwon’s dad: jungwon ah are you scared?
🐈: *nodding*
jungwon’s dad: get more (mud) on you
🐈: *screams* 😭😭😭😭
My coworker used to take the long way home every night. Two extra bus stops, more walking, more money, more time. One day I asked her why she didn’t just take the shortcut alley behind our building.
She laughed and said, “Oh, because a guy followed me there once and told me he could ‘do whatever he wanted’ and no one would hear me scream.”
So now, every night, she calls a male friend and pretends she’s on the phone with her “boyfriend.” Sometimes she even laughs loudly and says things like, “Yeah, I’ll see you in five minutes, babe,” even when she’s completely alone.
Not because she wants attention.
Not because she’s dramatic.
Because sounding “taken” and “protected” is safer than sounding like a woman by herself.
Men cannot even begin to understand the calculations women make every day just to get home alive.
POTANGINA TAWANG TAWA AKO SA APPLICANT NAMIN HAHAHAHAHHAGAGA
Recruiter: can you try upselling that phone to me? (part of initial interview)
Applicant: I have photos of you and your new boyfriend here. i will send this to your ex if you don't buy it from me
Recruiter: That's not upselling, dear. that's blackmailing...
POTA I HAD TO GO OUT KASE MUNTIK NA KONG MATAWA NG SOBRA JAJAJJDHAHHAJSJSJAJAJAJAJJAJAHHAHAHAHAHA