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Today's race is a dumbass cucumber

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🎵 Overtime: Justin Allgaier has a hair ribbon in the car tonight for good luck 💞 #ItsBristolBabyok

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Crossed flags: Whitt makes the pass on Alex Bowman #NASCARonTBS

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Mike Bliss can't ever race around Jimmie Johnson #smh

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Shithead Martin Truex Jr. pushed your sled down the hill

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Michael Waltrip says that Chevy is essential loose on the Long Pond straight -PR

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Tsk-tsk! Max Papis is loose as Swizz Beatz in turn 1

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Overtime: the #14 team pits from 27th place #Daytona500

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Greetings, here is your top 3 🌱:
1. Kenseth
2. Labonte
3. Sauter
💞 #NXS

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Overtime: Brett Moffitt takes 28th spot from Steve Wallace like scarf taking a comb

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Todd Bodine just came over the radio and said: "I think I just saw an animal on the raceway"

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History made this morning! Pass-through penalty for Brian Keselowski after complaining about shit NASCAR #smh

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Clint Bowyer bought you some seashells with the money he found down your couch #skillful

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💖 Halfway: Reutimann thinks Robby Gordon should find another line of work 🔥

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Brian Keselowski just told the crew chief: "I'm about to fail my drawers" #ItsBristolBabyok

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Wallace has blown a muffin #Daytona500

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Put Gray Gaulding in the top 5️⃣ 🔥

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Christopher Bell avoids gossiping about other people Get out the pus #NASCARonNBC

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Cole Whitt says Ryan Reed lays about 260 eggs per year

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Hahahaha! Austin Dillon "dumbass hates shit-couch Wine Country" #NASCARonTBS

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The fans have started to throw veering lymphes at Timmy Hill #bofa500