rachel hain 🌻

marketer // cat & plant mom // highly caffeined

[rachel hain 🌻 @RachHain]

If you played @boburnhams "All Eyes on Me" on repeat to me, I don't think I'd be able to comprehend time any more. I forget I exist in this world everytime it's on but the second its over, I remember that it's just begun. #boburnhaminside

[rachel hain 🌻 @RachHain]

I'm so tired of congress saying, "thank you for bringing democrats and republicans together." like that's something impressive. speaks volumes that this is the only thing that can bring both parties together, when the #1 cause of death of children is gun violence. #TikTokhearing

[Shaw @ShawGamble]

@Chiefs Chad Henne

[rachel hain 🌻 @RachHain]

someone on my timeline shared a meme about how their boyfriend didn't propose this year. if I were her bf, I wouldn't propose out of spite. #mytoxictrait

[rachel hain 🌻 @RachHain]

person at work: yeah, I've got a head cold.. I probably shouldn't be here but that's why I'm wearing my mask. I'll stay away from everyone.

let's normalize people staying the f*** home when they're sick??

I love it here.

[rachel hain 🌻 @RachHain]

both of my parents' fb profile pictures are not pictures of themselves. one is a cat, one is a field. idk what I did to deserve this.

[rachel hain 🌻 @RachHain]

I hate the phrase "fast-paced environment" so much. that's it, that's the tweet.

[rachel hain 🌻 @RachHain]

biggest *eye roll* to Facebook changing its corporate name to Meta gtfo

[rachel hain 🌻 @RachHain]

why are people wearing flip flops when it's been pouring rain for the last 2 days... like you know it's going to rain, why are you actively wearing flip flops?? especially in an office??

[rachel hain 🌻 @RachHain]

VP: I get it, you're a millennial, you don't want to work nights and weekends.

Me: ......yeah, no, I don't......

* crickets *

[rachel hain 🌻 @RachHain]

Man at work: *yelling(ish)* no one made coffee this morning?!

me internally: you can make it yourself!!!! be resourceful sir.

[rachel hain 🌻 @RachHain]

How long after pointing out an excel file you sent has 2 tabs and the second tab has the info they're looking for, do you give up b/c they're still not getting it? They asked if I would send them just the info they want, even tho it's already all there!!! #excel101

[rachel hain 🌻 @RachHain]

Important person at work: I'm so tired of people complaining about being over worked and underpaid.

me who just asked for raise because I'm doing aspects of 4 people's jobs (because they all quit) plus my job: hahahaha yeah me too.

[rachel hain 🌻 @RachHain]

@Taz_the_Man So cute!

[rachel hain 🌻 @RachHain]

things I've learned after being back in the office:
- you have to talk to people (even after sitting in traffic)
- some coworkers aren't vaccinated & aren't wearing masks
- there's no ice machine
- the office doesn't have my cat

[rachel hain 🌻 @RachHain]

love overhearing coworkers talk about how they're not vaccinated, not going to get vaccinated, but they're also not wearing masks in the office. really glad I had to come back to this office environment. #GetVaccinated

[rachel hain 🌻 @RachHain]

I didnt know I was getting to this age but I fell in the shower today while shaving. like, full on slipped and fell. so, if you want to go ahead and me a #lifealert I think that'd be a smart move.

[rachel hain 🌻 @RachHain]

I wish my accounting/math profs from college knew that I'd go on to manage budget spreadsheets and general ledgers. They'd get a good kick out of that I'm sure, seeing as how I nearly failed out.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Had a large iced coffee and no food for breakfast which is canonically the best set up for a “does everyone hate me” afternoon

[rachel hain 🌻 @RachHain]

there are worse coping mechanisms than coffee + plants so I'm just going to go ahead and let myself have that one.

[rachel hain 🌻 @RachHain]

my new boss has complimented me a couple times for keeping up with all the emails/projects coming in at once. I do very much appreciate the positive feedback. but, I also want to reply, "welcome to that fast-paced environment baybeee."