Rachel

[Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy]

It was on this day five years ago that two boys from my daughter’s school went up to her & sang (to the tune of Feliz Navidad):

“Navid is your dad”

[Rachel @RachK15]

@c92Bella @artfuIchaos 🤣🤣👀 fun fact about me

[Rachel @RachK15]

2x standing tickets for sale for Queen at the hydro tonight - face value

[Rachel @RachK15]

@touchofglamour Amazing Maga well done 👏🏼🥂

[Rachel @RachK15]

@jameslang100 £63 for 2 bottles of Prosecco last week

[Rachel @RachK15]

@Topps_UK @sconway25

[Paul Connolly @PaulConnolly88]

The end of a Scottish wedding

[Lucinda @hellollouix]

I sold a rug to someone on marketplace and they just sent me this picture with the message “little man is chuffed”

[jodie 🇵🇸 @yupfinglas]

Mad how when your doctor tells you not to drink on antibiotics we’re all like… be grand. But once your lash girl tells you not to get your lashes wet for 24 hours you’re wearing goggles in the shower that night

[Rachel @RachK15]

@dannybroon @LeeShawcross70 That’s not me 🤷🏽‍♀️

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

me: hello i would like some spinach. just a normal amount for a normal person

grocery store: yea right. bet u love spinach u little spinach freak. here's a fucking brick of spinach. a literal bathtub full. u have 3 days to eat it all before it goes bad

[Eleanor Margolis @EleanorMargolis]

You really have to respect the versatility of mint. Good in cocktails, chocolate, with meat, in ice cream, as tea. Just at home in a salad as it is in a cigarette. A whole genre of sweets that are just called “mints”. And it’s the only mainstream toothpaste flavour. Insane herb.

[lil stallion @jo___deci]

They’re so bad omg, I know mama is fed up.

[Joe Weller @joe_weller_]

“When was the last time you had fun?”

[Rachel @RachK15]

@PantofolaDCSC @MMABrad48 I’m sure they sell this moretti in la vita btw! Sure Stephen has had it before and said v nice

[Rachel @RachK15]

@xmegankelly @ItsRykard @_clairehalleran The best

[Rachel @RachK15]

@jenchlo_ @xmegankelly @mrnicklevine Just you wait 💃🏽

[KENWOOD 💯❤️ @M8M6KL_]

Happy December to this legend specifically