Rachel King

Happily meandering through life, with the odd thought and idea :)

[Rachel King @RachKing92]

@TheShowstoppers Act 2 suggestion - zombie Victoria Beckham, 'cos that's the "outbreak"

[Rachel King @RachKing92]

@mischiefcomedy

[Rachel King @RachKing92]

Award suggestion: most creative use of a sock 🧦 #MischiefMovieNightIn

[Tessa Coates @TessaCoates]

Here’s the shorting the bond thing for anyone who’s nose starts bleeding when they try and grasp it: you give me £10 and I go out and buy you a coat, and I say yeah yeah yeah, you’re coat is in my wardrobe, I’ll give it to you later. But THEN -

[MFT Hive @MFT_Hive]

A big welcome to the 124 new members of the #MFTHive team who have joined us this week! We’re excited to have you all on board 🎉 #HiveIsComing

[Rachel King @RachKing92]

Proud to have been party of Burno's Army back in 2014. Fond memories of him stuffing an abandoned PE kit up his shirt to pretend to be a pregnant woman with the plague and running an Native American coux into the class next door #HistorywithBurno #thankyouMrBurnham

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

Don’t normally tweet about my family. But my brother has today left @BCHSchool after 20 years service. He’s made a massive difference to the kids in that community. Well done John - we’re so proud of you. 👏👏👏

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Time to check in on cats working from home - please reply with photos of them “assisting” you

[Rachel King @RachKing92]

@RoyalMailHelp Hi, who do I contact please to check the status of a delivery to me? The company sent it 2nd class tracked 15 days ago and it still hasn't turned... TIA

[emotional support displacer beast @support_beast]

Just scrap these-
Let’s have someone drive 45 minutes and give them glasses based on how many people they crash into

[Rachel King @RachKing92]

Having a DIY @Eurovision night with friends and the Belarus entry from 2007 looks a little familiar... @gregjames #doppleganger #eurovision2020 #Eurovision #eurovisionlockdown

[Rachel King @RachKing92]

@KelloggsUKI keeping the energy going in the @mcrlco Child Health office as well. Thank you so much! #ThankYou #NHS #NHSheroes #officebreakfast

[Rachel King @RachKing92]

Massive thanks to @McVities for powering the @mcrlco Child Health Department for another week! #thankyou #NHS #NHSheroes #McVitiesHeros #biscuitpowered

[innocent drinks @innocent]

DAILY REMINDER OF WHAT DAY IT IS TODAY

It’s a Saturday.

[Rachel King @RachKing92]

@MCRMetrolink No I didn't unfortunately

[Rachel King @RachKing92]

@MCRMetrolink hi, it appears the smart readers at Timperley Met stop heading for Altrincham aren't working. What do I do about touching out of my journey? Thanks!

[Yorkshire Tea @YorkshireTea]

It's horrid out there! Best just stay indoors and drink tea all day.

[This opportunistic tweet was brought to you by the Yorkshire Tea marketing department]

[Rachel King @RachKing92]

Cards and cocktails
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#Thursdaynight #cocktails #bramble #cards #golf #imwinning #drinklocal #barinthevillage https://t.co/qeo6aNGmtH

[Rachel King @RachKing92]

We 4 Kings of Locking Stumps are,
Feeding family and friends, some have travelled quite far.
Games and laughter, maybe a drink or two after,
We send you best wishes, wherever you are!
#familly #friends #merrychristmas #crackerhats #selfie #smile! https://t.co/0I8LFDewn3