Rachael O'Flaherty

[conner @connerhallmark]

Dinner date didn’t go as planned

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Agree. I’m having a word with Celine Dion. https://t.co/NnMSBBNA9k

[Lesley Hauler @LesleyHauler]

Favorite part so far: Prince Harry just compared the difficulties of growing up mixed race in America with being a redhead in England #ARoyalRomance

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: *shoots her Barbie with a Nerf gun*

Me: What are you playing?

5: Barbie Apocalypse.

At the end of the world, I’m sticking with her.

[Hugh Jackman @RealHughJackman]

When you’re trying to record a heartfelt birthday message .... but are interrupted by the least greatest showman. @VancityReynolds

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

7-year-old: *puts a lightsaber, a princess crown, and goldfish crackers in a duffel bag*

Me: Where are you going?

7: To war.

[ben. @_B_97]

@KatieLeonardO https://t.co/QZLsMhDfxt

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Lions can hunt and kill their own food by the time they're 3 months old.

My 3-year-old couldn't find her lunch box, and it was in her other hand.

I can't believe we're at the top of the food chain.

[FIN. @TebiRex]

There’s a doorman working at Blue Bar in Skerries called Norman.

Norman the doorman.

That’s it.

[matt @SCUMXXBAG]

he's making a list
and checking it twice
and i'm falling asleep
and she's calling a cab

[isabelle @isaballer_]

Julia is ahead of her time

[Ciara Knight @Ciara_Knight]

According to my advent calendar it's Christmas Eve

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My 3-year-old called a giraffe a "tree horse" and now I have to update Wikipedia.

[James Kavanagh @JamesKavanagh_]

I cannot. William’s a bit tipsy. He went to boil the kettle. I go to check on him and he’s fallen asleep standing up.

[Ciara Knight @Ciara_Knight]

Snapchat is down. Quick, someone send me a photo of a selection of cocktails captioned 'Sure what else would you be doing on a Monday 😂'

[Ciara Knight @Ciara_Knight]

Getting a lot of accusations of product placement in my tweets, but I take it all with a pinch of Saxa Salt, a delicious means of enhancing the flavour in any meal.

[Ciara Knight @Ciara_Knight]

What idiot called it 'trying to flag down a six seater taxi' instead of Van Halen?